Jewish World Review Oct. 28, 2002/ 22 Mar-Cheshvan, 5763

Marianne M. Jennings

Marianne M. Jennings
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What the snipers and Moose taught | I will not join in the chorus of praises for Chief Moose, head honcho in Montgomery County, Maryland, and the familiar face for overdone press briefings. I shall not applaud nor chant his name as the media did. I have fears and foes not vanquished with the arrest of accused snipers, John Muhammad and John Lee Malvo.

I'm flummoxed as to how two lug heads ducked the noose for so long. For three weeks, a juvenile illegal immigrant with a record and a man with two ex-wives, restraining orders, a pending shoplifting charge, the name Muhammad and anti-American sentiments managed to not just escape detection but also stymie our Keystone Kops.

The former FBI profilers who dominated the cable news shows should be sentenced to real work for their hocus-pocus. This group of babblers got it all wrong and owes apologies to all Southern white males. These profilers, Greta, Donahue, and other liberal wonks who condemn profiling with a vengeance, paraded their skills at it for fees and ratings, so long as white males were the targets. Law enforcement task forces were so convinced of this diagnostic mumbo-jumbo that they thrice stopped John Muhammad and John Lee Malvo during the manhunt, but let them go. Astounding bias, i.e., looking for a white male, interfered with their ability to investigate.

This was humanity at its lowest, profilers assured, a white conservative male who knows how to use a gun. Worse, he is sinister because, they said, he drove what was close in species to that diabolical vehicle, the SUV. The cameras stalked white vans, people dodged white vans, and every officer from here to Mars stopped white vans even as the real culprits lived, drove, and shot in a 1990 blue Chevy Caprice.

Had the moronic Muhammad not sent notes, tipped the police that he was involved in the Alabama shooting, and asked for a $10,000,000 deposit on a stolen credit card, we'd still be watching the crawl on Fox News for other stories as the screen showed white vans in the D.C. area. Muhammad called Chief Moose, family, friends, and local priests, begging to be caught, while demanding coverage.

Still, with the Beltway terrorists barely in custody and the tarot cards just marked for evidence, calls for inane reforms abound. The Bushmaster rifle, weapon of choice for these two ne'er-do-wells, is one target. The New York Times, in a subtle assignment of blame, notes the manufacturer remains quiet. Try enforcement of existing gun laws. When a man with a restraining order applies to buy a rifle, the answer is, "NO!" Mr. Muhammad was able to buy a gun sometime AFTER kidnapping his three children from his ex-wife.

True homeland security requires that PC platitudes and media theories and bias be tossed. These two internal terrorists were an illegal immigrant and a convert to Islam who expressed sympathy for the 9-11 hijackers. So, of course, the headline reads, "Ex-soldier linked to D.C.-Area Probe." Of all the things in John Muhammad's wife-abusing, child-kidnapping, anti-American background, being a soldier is hardly the story lead.

Moose, the media, and law enforcement need to get serious about immigration. John Lee Malvo had been arrested in a number of skirmishes with the law. When his mother reported John Muhammad for domestic violence, the police arrested her and Malvo for violation of immigration laws. They then released them both on $15,000 bond and never saw them again. Here's a solution: deportation. You're here illegally - OUT! You're here legally and arrested --- OUT! INS should be dismantled.

Public schools and colleges and universities provide enforcement tools liberal judges and INS officials have refused to use. Court mandates on providing education to illegal immigrants provide cover. When a child shows up for school, as Malvo did, with no records, no identification and no residence, OUT!

Finally, there comes a point for admissions and statistical reality. The Muslim faith may be a peaceful one, as we are assured regularly, but in the past year, 21 people have visited death, destruction and terror on United States soil. All save young Mr. Malvo were of the Muslim faith, and indications are he was leaning that way. Mr. Muhammad offended his fellow occupants at the Tacoma homeless shelter with his support for the hijackers.

Muslims living in the United States who are sympathetic to terrorists are problematic. Not facing that harsh reality found us enduring 3 weeks of wild goose chases that cost 11 lives and horrific injuries to 2 others. Death, injury, and living in terror. At least we didn't offend anyone.

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JWR contributor Marianne M. Jennings is a professor of legal and ethical studies at Arizona State University. Send your comments by clicking here.


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© 2002, Marianne M. Jennings