Jewish World Review Jan. 19, 2001 / 24 Teves, 5761
He Got It His Way
(Sung to the tune of Frank Sinatra's "My Way")
A farewell ballad sung by William Jefferson Clinton at his final "good-bye as President"
concert in Washington. The star-studded gala, an intimate gathering, was attended by one
thousand of Billís closest friends.
A hush falls over the crowd of misty-eyed well-wishers as the lights dim and a lone
figure steps out of the shadows and slowly walks across the boards to a stool positioned
center stage directly under a spotlight. The man picks up the microphone, looks out into the
sea of faces, wipes a tear from his cheek and waits for his musical cue. It starts. Lifting the
mike to his lips he begins to sing.
my term is done
and I must leave
the White House complex.
my share of fun
been serviced well
(itís really not sex.)
I spun, I conned and lied
destroyed some lives along the highway.
much more than this
I got it my way.
Iíve had a few
like getting caught
telling those sex lies.
I know itís true
I should have won that Nobel Peace Prize.
I polled each stand I took
each move I made along the byway
much more than this
I got it my way.
Yes, there were times Iím sure you knew
when the GOP thought I was through.
they had the proof but I raised doubt,
denied it all and wore them out.
The right-wing caved
and I was saved
and got it my way.
I did it to divert attention.
Iraq and olí Sudan
were also bombed, or need I mention?
To think I did all that
and may I say not in a shy way,
it worked for me.
I got it my way.
To prove I was brave, I made a show
dispatching troops to Kosovo.
I did my thing, was not restricted
I was impeached but not convicted.
The record shows
I got the blows
and got them myyyy waaaay.
The music swells. He gently lays the microphone down on the stool as he turns his back
on his adoring public. With his head down, he casually walks toward the rear of the stage,
stepping into pools of diminishing spotlights as he goes. The crowd breaks into wild
applause. Reaching the back curtain, he at last turns to his fans and in one final, deliberate
acknowledgment of their eternal love, he raises one arm and ... bites his lip. The audience
Then, summoning all the resolve of a man dedicated to a calling larger than himself, he
stares directly into the crowd and wagging his finger says, "Iíll ...be ... back."
Fade to black.
JWR contributor Greg Crosby, former creative head for Walt Disney publications, has written thousands of comics, hundreds of children's books, dozens of essays, and a
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