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Jewish World Review July 16, 2002 / 7 Menachem-Av, 5762
Lou Marano
http://www.NewsAndOpinion.com | After the president's speech, a group of us gathered at the dinner table to talk about money. Not little money, but big money. "What is the difference between a billion dollars and two billion dollars?" I asked. A gentleman on my right (I mean really on my right) asked, "Are you a liberal?" "No," I said, "but what can you do with two billion that you can't do with one billion, except possibly cheat on your taxes?" I could tell I hit a sore nerve. He said, "It's a game. If you have one billion and I have two billion, then I win." "It's not a game for those who lose their jobs and their pensions." "If you can't afford it, you shouldn't play." "Does it matter if you have to cheat to win?" "Why don't you talk about the honest billionaires and not the few bad apples in the barrel?" he said. "President Bush said he wants the bad apples to be punished and go to jail." "He has to say that. It's an election year." "He also failed to mention that he broke the SEC rules when he was CEO of an oil company." "That accusation is nothing but politics. Bush didn't violate the law, his lawyers did." There was silence at the dinner table, except for one lady who said, "Please pass the chutney." I said, "The highest members of his administration made a fortune in the stock market before they joined the government. Now they are in charge of fiscal responsibility." "Are you going to hold that against them? They are the best examples of how the capitalist system works. It appears you have to be educated." He then said, "If you are not a billionaire, then how do you know what it feels like to be one?" He had me there. I said, "If a billionaire is sent to jail for stealing the company's money, taking out loans that were illegal and cooking the books, will the president pardon him?" "He didn't say so in his speech, but there will be a lot of pressure to do it," was the reply .Look, not everybody who was a billionaire is still one. There are quite a few who are now only multimillionaires, but you don't hear them complaining about the rules. Our hostess was getting nervous, "Would anyone like more baby broccoli?" "Did anyone see the Martha Stewart show where she featured baby squash on her program?" The man who was defending billionaires said, "That's exactly what I was talking about. Martha was a billionaire, and now she is left with nothing but millions. In the big game, she lost." Like this writer's work? Why not sign-up for the daily JWR update. It's free. Just click here.
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