Jewish World Review March 26, 2003 / 22 Adar II, 5763

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U.S. offers Iraq Russian-made equipment

http://www.jewishworldreview.com | The United States, in a goodwill gesture, has offered to outfit the Iraqi Republican Guard with all new Russian-made high-tech equipment.

"Russia's track-record for excellence in high-tech manufacturing is legendary," said an unnamed Pentagon spokesman. "That's why you can hardly walk into an electronics store anywhere in the world without seeing shelves bulging with Russian-made electronic devices."

Russian President Vladimir Putin denied the existence of any deal to provide such equipment to the Iraqis.

"We categorically reject the accusation that Russian factories produce high-quality electronics," he said.



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