Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• President Trump ordered U.S. airstrikes on ISIS positions in Nigeria Thursday to punish the terrorists for slaughtering Christians. There's never a dull moment. At the last second, the Pentagon canceled a strike on a narco-terrorist sleigh entering Venezuelan airspace late at night on Christmas Eve.

• Hunter Biden gave a 5-hour interview Tuesday and ripped his father President Biden's open border policy and disastrous Afghan withdrawal. Hunter's split with his dad was inevitable if you consider their religious differences. Joe is a devout Roman Catholic while Hunter is a Crystal Methodist.

• Florida resident Jason Kenney shot and killed his wife and step-daughter before killing himself Sunday after his wife told him to turn off the 49er game. She was upset that he was drinking and snorting cocaine while enjoying the football game. Look, the vows either say for better or for worse, or they don't.

• California Governor Gavin Newsom declared a state of emergency over Southern California Thursday as flooding and mudslides followed violent weather systems that soaked the Southland. If you haven't noticed, Los Angeles has four seasons—brushfires, earthquake, flooding and anti-ICE riots.

• The Weather Channel says rainstorms struck L.A. Friday, producing floods and mudslides. Talk about aggravating. Late last night I was driving down Laurel Canyon, and in the rear view mirror I saw I was being tail-gated by a 6-bedroom home, flashing its front-porch lights and ringing its doorbell.

• Secretary of State Marco Rubio slapped a US visa ban on five EU politicians who crafted their social media censorship laws. He said EU officials are out to punish American viewpoints and strictly censor speech and jokes. How dare they tell me what I can and cannot say on a continent that I liberated.

• The London Daily Mail reported the East African nation of Somalia held their first election in five decades last week in the capital city of Mogadishu. The Somalis went to the polls and voted for the candidate they felt would improve their lives. The winner in a landslide write-in vote was Tim Walz.

• NBC News reported results from the Christmas Eve Powerball Lottery drawing Thursday. The winning $1.8 billion Powerball ticket was held by a man in rural Arkansas. The winner said the money will not change his lifestyle but he will upgrade to eating only organic locally sourced possum.

• Homeland Security vowed to step up the deportation of illegal migrant gangs that are causing so much lawlessness in Democrat-run cities. Last Wednesday the Supreme Court decided to block Trump's plan to send the National Guard into Chicago. It was done out of safety for the National Guard.

• Turning Point USA drew 31,000 young conservatives to Phoenix for their America Fest rally to carry on Charlie Kirk's work. Since his death young people have bought 2 million Bibles, illustrated and modern, updated versions. The kids will go wild when they see Delilah in her America Eagle Jeans.

• Erika Kirk and Turning Point hosted a massive America Fest in Phoenix last weekend where 31,000 college Republicans enjoyed a love fest. They all cheered when JD Vance called the U.S. a Christian nation. And Erika Kirk is Catholic, so she could be named the Patron Saint for Hot Widows.

• Southern California was battered by El Nino rainstorms which threatened mudslides in Malibu with political implications. The most exciting House race between a Democrat and a Republican in 2026 may be between Barbra Streisand's house and Mel Gibson's house. Last one to the ocean is a rotten egg.

• The Weather Channel reported that the three consecutive winter storms that deluged Southern California caused flooding, power outages and mudslides. It didn't take long for politicians to start playing the blame game. Trump is already blaming El Nino's arrival on Joe Biden's open border policy.

• The Washington, D.C., City Council approved the construction of a new domed NFL stadium in Washington, D.C., this fall. In other NFL stadium news, the Kansas City Chiefs announced Tuesday they are leaving Missouri for Kansas. It's the largest migration of Blacks to Kansas since the Civil War.

• President Trump hooked up with NORAD on Christmas Eve to track the progress of Santa Claus as Santa began flying into towns and leaving gifts by the tree. It was also monitored by the Pentagon. The sleigh would've been destroyed by Space Force if Santa tried to bring anything into Andy Dick's house.

• President Trump ordered Special Forces to Navy vessels off the coast of Venezuela Wednesday to be ready to launch coastal raids on Caracas. The language barrier could be a problem. While in Florida, Trump said he used to be a big fan of Venezuela, especially when he pitched for the Dodgers.

• The Coast Guard was reported set Wednesday to seize a 3rd Venezuelan oil tanker on the High Seas. It's American ingenuity at work, we've found a new way to strike oil. It shows how every immigration group brings their unique talents to the benefit of our nation, in this case it was the Somalis.

• The Justice Department released 30,000 new Epstein files last week. They include party photos from the 1990s that caused speculation. If the photos prove anything, it's that Jeffrey Epstein, Bill Clinton and Trump were sexually attracted to beautiful young women with giant black squares for faces.

• Politico reported that the Trump administration plans to increase funding for ICE in the next spending bill, planning to budget $180 billion for ICE to seize illegal migrants and deport them. The day that Donald Trump took office last January he gave ICE only one condition. Shakira gets to stay.

• Hunter Biden let loose in a 5-hour podcast interview Monday where he slammed his father's open border immigration policy and his dad for the Afghan withdrawal. He said he's given up drugs, he's quit drinking and he's left the Democratic Party. It caused Joy Reid to declare that sobriety is racist.

• House Democrats vowed to file a criminal referral against Attorney General Pam Bondi unless she un-redacts all Epstein files. However Dems were waylaid by a CNN poll Monday which showed that House Democrats are polling at only 18% approval. To give you some perspective, P Diddy's at 19%.

• The House Oversight Committee opened hearings to probe how the Somalis were able to scam HHS out of billions in federal welfare money. Lawmakers also want to know how the Somalis got away with it without being caught. House Members love attending these continuing education programs.

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