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• Al Pacino’s girlfriend Noor Alfallah gave an interview to TMZ last week in which she revealed she has no plans to marry Al. That could change. The number-one reason that young Hollywood actresses believe that their marriage will last a lifetime is that their husbands don’t have long to live.

• The Census Bureau reported that Los Angeles is the most diverse city in America both in terms of racial composition and sexual self-identification. Last week I went to Denny’s and asked for a BLT. It took a while but a bi-sexual, a lesbian and a transgender finally showed up to take my order.

• The Colorado Supreme Court ruled to keep Donald Trump off the ballot in 2024 on Tuesday. They based it on an 1868 14th Amendment clause barring Rebel officers from office. If Democrats really wanted to get rid of Trump, they’d erect a Confederate statue of him, and then they could take him down.

• CBS News reported a survey released by the Anti-Defamation League Thursday which said that anti-Semitic incidents are at their highest levels in the last forty-five years. Over the weekend, Sony fired Jeopardy host Mayim Bialik who is an Orthodox Jew. That’s one way to attract the Harvard crowd.

• Texas Governor Greg Abbott signed a law to arrest and deport illegal immigrants now flooding the state. Right now tens of thousands of exhausted people are lined up just miles from the border with Mexico. And those are just the El Paso residents waiting in line for a flight on Southwest Airlines.

• The London Daily Mail reported that Fat Pride has become the new battleground in America’s culture wars. Young people’s obsession with food reminds me at least cocaine keeps the weight off. I can remember back in the late Seventies, three people could sit in the hot tub without flooding the patio.

• Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin flew to Israel Monday to meet with Israeli officials to give U.S. support and demand humanitarian aid to the Palestinians. Pro-Palestinian protestors completely jammed Penn Station. It halted commuter subway travel into New York, delaying hundreds of stabbings.

• Mayor Eric Adams bragged New York is the world’s greatest city because any day you can wake up to a terrorist attack or a business opening. Today in L.A. I saw a parked car with a bumper sticker that reads I Miss New York. So I smashed the window, stole the radio and left a note saying, I hope this helps.

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