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Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Argus Hamilton

By Argus Hamilton

Published December 20, 2023

Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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The Kansas City Chiefs played the Patriots in New England on Sunday where Taylor Swift was booed by 80,000 fans when the stadium screen showed her in the box rooting for KC. It is no surprise to me. History teaches us that Massachusetts was the first place in America not to care about the Chiefs.

The Hollywood Reporter reported Hollywood superstar Brad Pitt celebrated his sixtieth birthday over the weekend with a night on the town with his thirty-year-old girlfriend. I'm not jealous of a sixty-year-old Brad Pitt having a thirty-year-old girlfriend. I'm jealous that he looks younger than her.

Disney announced two billion dollars in cuts Monday to try to make their troubled streaming channels profitable. The good news is, Disney reported that Disneyland and the six Disneyworld parks worldwide enjoyed record attendance this year. Only the Rio Grande drew more visitors in 2024.

Walt Disney Studios fired the actor who plays the villain Kang the Conqueror in Marvel movies after he was convicted of domestic violence. There was no place for him at Disney. Hs actions were too despicable to play a fictional villain, but not despicable enough to be promoted to head of the studio.

NBC News aired video of Alec Baldwin verbally clashing with pro-Palestinian protestors who were shouting anti-Semitic chants while clogging up Penn Station Monday. A huge majority of New York City's Jewish population stands behind Baldwin. It's a lot safer than standing in front of him.

The White House ordered another Confederate statue taken down Friday, this time at Arlington Cemetery. The administration stands by its values. If Robert E. Lee and Stonewall Jackson had been photographed by Matthew Brady having gay sex, their statues would be standing everywhere today.

Germany announced Monday it's sending five thousand German soldiers over the border to be stationed in Lithuania for defense against Russia. The Baltic nations need to keep their heads on a swivel. On Monday the German tanks rolled across Poland and into Lithuania, and not for the first time.

President Biden looked startled in Wilmington Sunday while getting into his limousine when a drunk driver crashed into a Secret Service SUV in his motorcade. Joe Biden hurried to the crash to make sure Hunter wasn't pulling a fast one for the insurance money. Ten percent goes to the Big Guy.

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