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• Budweiser announced in St. Louis Thursday their end-of-year marketing plan to star NFL Hall of Fame quarterback Peyton Manning and NFL Hall of Fame running back Emmitt Smith in a series of commercials to promote Bud Light. I'm impressed by the move. Now THAT is a 4th quarter comeback.
• The Hollywood Reporter on Thursday released the annual Awards Season calendar so people will know when to see the Oscars, the Grammys, the Emmys, the CMAs and Tony Awards. The Golden Globes just came out, and I can't be the only one who thinks that sounds like a wardrobe malfunction.
• Princeton was rated the top college in America in 2023 in a recent survey. College is the perfect time of life to know everything. My nephew is in law school at the University of Colorado, and whenever he questions my knowledge on any subject, I just remind him that I'm older than the Internet.
• Jill Biden's White House holiday video came out and was met with derision by critics who labeled it bizarre and freaky. She hired a young New York dance troupe to swerve and tap dance the Nutcracker while dressed in wild, baroque costumes. It looked like the White House has switched from cocaine to LSD.
• Donald Trump padded his lead in the polls over Biden Thursday as Special Counsel Jack Smith pushed to pre-empt trial delays to stop Trump with a pre-primary conviction. Trump's GOP rivals seem to be wearing down as crunch time nears in Iowa. Yesterday Chris Christie ripped Trump, and his pants.
• President Biden raised millions at L.A. fundraisers last weekend, climaxing with a celebrity studded party in Beverly Hills. There was only one embarrassing moment at the party. President Biden mistook movie star Tom Cruise for Senator Ted Cruz, and ordered him taken outside and shot.
• A Los Angeles freeway was shut down during morning rush hour Wednesday by pro-Palestine protests. The night before, Queers for Palestine shut down all traffic on a Manhattan bridge. In gratitude for their support, Palestine for Queers wants to thank them by inviting them to a rooftop party.
• Time published an article Friday that listed nine ways that Americans can fight inflation. My neighbor told me he went to Costco last week where the cashier told him the bill was two hundred dollars. He went to self-checkout for a second opinion and the total was three dollars and forty-two cents.
• Boston's Mayor Michelle Wu issued an invite to only city council members of color to her city council holiday party, excluding whites. Cal State is allowing all-black dorms. Any day now I expect the 1954 Brown vs. Board of Education decision to be re-titled Chief Justice Earl Warren vs. Human Nature.
• President Biden was hit by polls saying most Democrats say he's too old for a second term. On Sunday Biden asked his priest to heal his hearing, so the priest put his hands over Joe's ears and prayed for an instant miracle. Joe said thanks, Father, but my impeachment hearing isn't till next week.
• Boston's Mayor Michelle Wu inadvertently sent out invites to her city council holiday party to all city council members but the invite excluded white members. The invite reads only members of color are welcome. The only politicians invited to the party are Asians, Blacks, Hispanics and Justin Trudeau.
• President Biden met with the family members of hostages held in Gaza at the White House on Wednesday. They commiserated all morning together. After a couple of tear-filled hours, the hostage families promised the president they would do everything they can to get Hunter released from Congress.
• The Supreme Court took up the issue of presidential immunity, staying Trump's mob incitement trial. This week, Trump cut up the suit he wore in his mug shot and is selling each piece on eBay for five grand. Trump is putting in practice the business model that Monica Lewinsky rejected for her blue dress.
• The Federal Reserve hinted Wednesday that it may lower the prime interest rate early next year which prompted a huge bull market day on the New York Stock Exchange. It broke through 37,000. On Wednesday the Dow Jones hit an all-time high, or as Fox News described it, Hunter Biden's Laptop.
• The House voted in the U.S. Capitol Wednesday to open up an impeachment inquiry into Joe Biden's money remittances from his son. Earlier Hunter Biden showed up at the U.S. Capitol to defy a subpoena probing Biden family graft. It was Take Our Children to Reckoning Day in the U.S. Capitol.
• Hunter Biden ignored the House Oversight Committee subpoena to give a private deposition on Wednesday and addressed the nation on TV outside the Senate. Seeing him was a shocking sight for many viewers. It was the first time that millions of Americans have seen Hunter Biden with his pants on.
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