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• Kansas City Chiefs Patrick Mahomes ripped referees who called back a spectacular go-ahead touchdown late in the game Sunday night due to an obvious offside penalty. The Chiefs organization took drastic action after losing their second consecutive game. They replaced Taylor Swift with Cardi B.
• The L.A. Dodgers posted photos of newly-signed Shohei Ohtani in uniform after his record $700 million deal. Shohei is so smart, he arranged for 98% of the $700 million to be deferred until after he gets married and later divorced. In California, one must always keep a starter marriage in perspective.
• The Methodist Church is reported in a schism between traditionalists and church liberals who want to update the ritual, liberalize hymns, and preach social justice. For the first time, Methodists are lousy at singing hymns. That's because they're always looking ahead to see if they agree with the lyrics.
• The Hollywood Reporter says Russian TV is now airing a new reality show that's called Guess Who's Gay? In it a homophobic host oversees a contest between eight contestants until the gay person is found out. The Iranian version of the show is called, Guess Who Gets Thrown Off the Roof Tonight?
• Kanye West released a song titled Vultures Tuesday, his first song since his interview on InfoWars in October when he embraced Hitler and anti-Semitism. Kanye lost his agent, his Adidas contract, was kicked off Twitter and lost $2 billion, but he's rebounded. There's now a statue of him in Harvard Yard.
• The Harvard Overseer let Claudine Gay stay president despite her telling Congres it depends on the context if calls for genocide are hate speech. To be fair to her, “it depends on the context” sounded a lot scarier in the original German. Consult a physician if your anti-Semitism lasts longer than the 1930s.
• The Harvard Crimson unearthed plagiarism committed by the school president Claudine Gay Monday. The overseers had just voted not to fire her for equivocating about genocide. Claudine Gay responded to the charges of plagiarism Tuesday by delivering her inspiring I Have a Dream speech.
• President Biden poked the Russian bear by urging Ukraine to join NATO Tuesday. In a related story, California Forest Rangers warned campers NOT to take selfies with bears. While the camper gets an amazing photo of himself being at one with nature, the bear gets a great picture of his rib dinner.
• President Biden dismissed any peace talks Tuesday and said that his administration would back Ukraine till they defeat Russia. Both countries are white, Eastern Slavic and Orthodox Christian. I'm afraid without any racial, ethnic or religious differences to exploit the Democrats are flying blind here.
• The DNC enlisted the aid of surrogates for President Biden to hit the campaign trail and cable TV shows to help get Joe re-elected. Last week, to support and promote Biden's re-election, the DNC unleashed Hillary Clinton. Let me be the first to say that Donald Trump didn't commit suicide next week.
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