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• Kansas City Chiefs fans arrived at Lambeau Field Sunday with their faces painted red and black to support the boy ripped by the media for showing up last week with his face painted black and red. He's a good kid. He has apologized for appropriating Elizabeth Warren and wearing Trudeau Face.
• NBC's Sunday Night Football has turned out to be the fall TV season's runaway number-one hit with viewers. The game draws more people on Sunday than the total of all religious services in America. They both have a history of crime, sexual abuse and misogyny, but only one has Taylor Swift.
• The London Daily Mail reported that German lawmakers postponed a law that would legalize marijuana in Germany until 2024. Last week in London, a Member of Parliament proposed that marijuana be re-classified as a vegetable. What an ingenious way to get Americans to stop smoking pot.
• Hunter Biden is subpoenaed to testify to the House Oversight Committee next week. He'll face questions about his cocaine use, his money laundering, his prostitutes, his affair with his brother's widow and his handgun application violation. He's just two charges short of being on the ballot in 2024.
• Hitchcock's Blondes is a new book by Laurence Leamer about the beautiful actresses he cast in his macabre thrillers. He came to mind recently. After watching Ron DeSantis and Gavin Newsom debate each other last Thursday night, I thought Anthony Perkins held it together in Psycho rather well.
• Ron DeSantis cornered Gavin Newsom in their debate Thursday when he pulled out a map of San Francisco showing where all the poop on the sidewalks is located. DeSantis's poop map of Francisco is now outselling the Maps to the Stars Homes in Hollywood. I'd hate to live on the difference.
• Computer World predicted that people will begin to use Artificial Intelligence to better interact with U.S. government agencies as well as with as representatives on Capitol Hill. Last night I asked Alexa about the guy who lied about everything and got elected to Congress. She replied be more specific.
• The Los Angeles Ballet Company is staging the Nutcracker during the holidays at the Dolby Theater. Not all classical compositions receive the same adulation. Just because he just finished composing Schubert's Unfinished Symphony doesn't mean Santos should get kicked out of Congress.
• The House of Representatives voted to expel indicted Congressman George Santos over ethics violations Friday, making him only the sixth member ever ousted from the chamber. George Santos did a truly American thing after he was expelled. He went and hung out in front of his local liquor store.
• President Biden faced calls to allow a younger Democrat to run for president in 2024 after polls show two-thirds of Democrats think he's too old for a second term. Joe's physical comedy skills will not go wasted if he steps aside. CBS is offering Biden his own reality series called The Golden Train Wreck.
• Elon Musk gave a two-word profane message to advertisers who pulled out of Twitter over his free speech policy Wednesday. He's at war with Disney over the studio's money-losing woke movies. The Pentagon just awarded Disney a defense contract for producing more bombs than Lockheed Martin.
• Jussie Smolette lost his appeal in Illinois Supreme Court Friday and is headed for jail. He hired two Nigerians to cover their faces, stage a fake racist attack on him while shouting this is MAGA country. He was hailed in Hollywood for hiring black actors for what has traditionally been a white role.
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