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• The Wall Street Journal warned that home loans will decline soon due to the rapidly rising prime interest rates the Federal Reserve is now charging. Last week I applied for a bank loan wearing a t-shirt and sweat pants. It's the same outfit that Zelensky wore to Congress, and he came away with $44 billion.
• Ukraine's President Zelensky was lauded by the mainstream media during his visit to the White House. However casual the guy dresses, I shouldn't make fun of Zelensky for showing up to meet Joe Biden in a t-shirt and sweat pants. Someone in the Biden Administration stole his luggage at the airport.
• Whoopi Goldberg set off a firestorm Friday telling an interviewer that black people living in the Third Reich had it worse under Hitler than anybody else did. It just never ends. Whoopi is set to demand reparations from Germany for disrespecting black people by focusing so much on Jewish people.
• House Republicans ripped the omnibus spending bill passed Friday as massive pork. They also vow to defund the 87,000 IRS agents provided in the previous spending bill before they can be hired. I'm proud to pay taxes in the United States of America, but I could be just as proud for half the money.
• Tom Brady was sued by a fan Friday who transferred thirty grand from another Crypto exchange to FTX on Brady's endorsement and lost it all. Also Tom's team is given no chance of making it to the Super Bowl. Doritos just hired Tom Brady to endorse their new extra-salty taco chip called Nacho Year.
• The Hollywood Reporter posted photos Sunday of the pop star Cher showing off a giant diamond ring she received on Sunday from her fiance, Grammy Award winner AE Edwards. Their engagement is the talk of Hollywood because she's 76 years old and he's 36. They're planning an open-casket wedding.
• The National Weather Service reported record low temperatures in the South as well as the brutal Siberian conditions in the Upper Midwest. Another huge weather system is arriving that has alerted retail stores to prepare. Due to the cold, WalMart customers are being asked to wear two pair of pajamas.
• The AMA Journal reported Baby Boomers are far less fit than their parents were at the same age, blaming larger portions of fast food. I'm in good shape but I've felt changes. When I was a young man and I dropped something on the floor I bent over and picked it up, but now I ask myself if I really need it.
• Twitter revealed the White House badgered social media to censor prognoses which disagreed with the CDC's panicky Covid pronouncements. I posted a cold weather joke Sunday saying that the CDC reports Buffalo is buried under 200 feet of snow. I am now in Facebook Jail for questioning the science.
• President Biden and the First Family hunkered down in Delaware over the long holiday week and rode out the cold weather indoors. Last week Mr. Biden gave an interview to Drew Barrymore, who asked him why he had to ask his wife Jill five times to marry him. In 1972, stalker laws were non-existent.
• The London Sun says a Russian official and Putin war critic mysteriously fell to his death from a hotel balcony while in India Friday and days earlier, his friend had died of heart attack on the trip. Putin would love my jokes. Moscow has the only comedy club in the world with gallows on the premises.
• President Zelensky enjoyed a triumphant return to Ukraine Saturday following his money-raising trip to Washington that garnered billions. Meanwhile Russian News reports a Russian bomber base deep inside Russian territory was attacked on Christmas Day by a drone. At last, Amazon got a delivery right.
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