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• The Justice Department admitted Thursday that illegal immigration will increase dramatically if Title 42 restrictions are lifted. Over two hundred thousand illegal aliens crossed the border into the U.S. in November alone. A four-car crash was reported in El Paso Friday, eighty-six are confirmed dead.
• Justin Bieber signed away his music rights in a two hundred million dollar deal Friday. He once wrote in the Anne Frank museum guest book that he'd like to think Anne Frank would have been a Belieber. But the fact that an idiot has sixty million followers is why she hid in the attic in the first place.
• Sam Bankman Fried posted a quarter-billion dollar jail bond in DC Thursday. How did folks get conned by this guy? Last year Sam appeared onstage in baggy shorts with Bill Clinton at an investor forum and you are not an ad for the crypto market when Bill Clinton has to tell you to put your pants on.
• Web MD published a list of tips to extend the lives of Baby Boomer men, which includes balanced diet, no smoking, and lots of exercise. I'm lucky to be one of the young glory boys from the late '70s who miraculously lived to tell the tale. I may not be a 10 on the beach but I'm a solid 7 at WalMart.
• Rolling Stones legend Keith Richards celebrated his seventy-ninth birthday this week, reminding rock and roll fans that Mick Jagger is also 79, Alice Cooper is 76, Ozzy Osbourne is 75, and Bob Dylan recently turned 80. The conclusion is obvious. I'd say rap stars have been using the wrong drugs.
• O.J. Simpson was interviewed by TMZ Thursday and he denied reports he was the actual father of Khloe Kardashian as long rumored. At the start of this year's NFL season, O.J.'s old team the Buffalo Bills finally allowed another running back to wear O.J.'s famous uniform number. That number is 01856.
• L.A. County Health Director Barbara Ferrer raised the sword of Damocles over everyone's heads Friday, saying Covid hospital rates are down just slightly. You'll never get me in a hospital because I know how my life will end. Some Millennial nurse will unplug my oxygen hose to re-charge her phone.
• The New York Post reported on the stampede of New Yorkers moving to Florida for the sunshine and economic freedom Monday where they will find life nothing if not dramatic. They're doing a remake of the 1950s classic film 12 Angry Men, but it's set in Palm Beach. It's called The Condo Board.
• President Biden said the U.S. is set to vote Ukraine another $45 billion in aid, bringing the total to $100 billion to defeat the Russians. How evil is Putin? Zelensky has banned all opposition political parties, shut down the free press, jailed priests and outlawed the Orthodox Church, and he's the good guy.
• President Biden and Ukraine's President Zelensky hosted a press conference at the White House. Biden revealed he's giving Ukraine $2 billion to continue fortifying their border, which is now considered invasion-proof. In ten months, not one migrant has made it into Ukraine from Mexico.
• President Biden announced the U.S. is sending patriot anti-missile batteries to Ukraine. They will shoot down the missiles Russia fires at them that they bought from Iran. Russia did fire one missile at Ukraine they had bought from North Korea, but out of habit it landed harmlessly in the Sea of Japan.
• The U.S. Border Patrol warned of the dangers of unrestricted border crossings if Title 42 is ended this week. It was announced on Tuesday that U.S. border agents seized enough Fentanyl in 2022 to kill every American. Well, so much for somebody's plan to achieve world peace and end global warming.
• Donald Trump's tax returns were released by House Democrats using their last days in power to try to nail Trump for good. So far they've tried two impeachments, an FBI raid, a porn star, a Russia hoax and a House criminal referral. In order to pursue Trump, you must have a law degree from Acme.
• House Democrats released Trump's tax returns in a last effort to sic the IRS on him. This could work. Trump caused no insurrection, never colluded with Russia, didn't undercut Biden's candidacy by asking about Hunter's graft in the Ukraine, but G od forbid you claim that extra bedroom as an office.
• Dr. Fauci leaped back onto the Sunday news shows last week saying that we are still in the middle of the pandemic. Never fear. The scientists at CDC working in collaboration with the pharmaceutical industry have made such giant progress in the last three years, there's hardly one healthy American left.
• Congress is trying to push through a $1.7 trillion budget bill this week. It builds a Michelle Obama Hiking Trail in Georgia and a Pelosi Building in San Francisco. The Democrats rejected my idea for a national children's park in Oklahoma where little boys could play Cowboys and Elizabeth Warren
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