Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

The White House admitted to the Supreme Court Tuesday that ending Title 42 restrictions will result in a great many more border crossings. No one knows the administration's next move. The White House just announced that President Biden is flying to Mexico City, and that could be anywhere.

• Ukraine's President Zelensky made a secret trip to Washington Wednesday to address the House of Representatives. In one year he has shut down the free press, outlawed opposing parties and disbanded the Orthodox Church. House Democrats love to attend these Continuing Education Seminars.

• President Biden finalized plans to transport Patriot missiles to Ukraine to help protect the nation from missile attacks. The president got Poland to agree to truck the U.S. missiles into Ukraine. The Polish people have a special connection to Joe Biden because Polish jokes and Biden jokes are interchangeable.

• Steven Spielberg in an interview Friday apologized for the decimation of the shark population worldwide after his 1975 mega hit movie Jaws. Spielberg's especially sad as a Hollywood liberal Democrat because Jaws glorified one species of shark. You know, the one with the Great White Privilege.

• The House January 6th Committee recommended Trump be prosecuted Monday. The tribunal had no opposing members, allowed no cross examination of witnesses, and no opposing witnesses. I'm not saying the January 6th Committee was an Inquisition but their final report will be printed in Spanish.

• The Wall Street Journal cited a poll which says that sixty-four percent of consumers are worried about shrink-flation--products getting smaller in weight or size or quantity. I've learned for myself that the problem is real. I noticed it at the grocery store last night when I bought a Two Musketeers bar.

• AAA forecasted that one-hundred-eighty million Americans will be on the road or in the air this week to visit friends or family or vacation sites. As a safety tip for holiday visits to the homes of your in-laws or relatives I've learned to approach a gun or an uncle the same way. Just assume they're loaded.

• Russia announced that the nation's leading car maker Lada will resume production after being shut down by Western sanctions for nine months. The Lada has a longtime legendary reputation in Russia for unreliability. The last six pages of the car owner's manual are the bus and subway schedules.

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• Elon Musk stated Tuesday he supports a House investigation of the FBI and Twitter colluding in 2020 to help Biden win the election. Elon just lost an election he conducted on Twitter asking if he should step down. However Elon will stay on as head of Twitter after counting all the mail-in votes.

• Harvey Weinstein was found guilty of rape in L.A. Monday in a case that triggered all the Me Too lawsuits five years ago in Hollywood. The courts awarded millions in settlements. I'll soon announce that forty-two years ago at Universal Studio, I was inappropriately touched by whoever's willing to settle.

• The International Olympic Committee says they will be delaying naming a host site for the 2030 Winter Olympics due to climate concerns. I'm tired of people telling me to turn off the lights to save the environment. I tried it one night, and it was so dark a cyclist wound up bouncing off my windshield.

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