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Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Argus Hamilton

By Argus Hamilton

Published Dec. 8, 2022

Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report
George Clooney was a recipient of the John F. Kennedy Center Honors Sunday at the Kennedy Opera House in DC. Clooney's award raised eyebrows because he often jokes that he's slept with way too many women ever to run for president. Look, we're either honoring Jack Kennedy or we're not.

Hunter Biden arrived looking spiffy at the Kennedy Center honors Gala. He's got a nice racket going as always. Once a week Hunter enters the Oval Office and asks his dad for his ten thousand dollar allowance, then leaves, then comes back in and asks his dad for his ten thousand dollar allowance.

Stormy Daniels' attorney Michael Avenatti was sentenced in Orange County to fourteen years in prison for tax and wire fraud. In addition he was ordered to pay Stormy eleven million in restitution. Restitution sounds like what Patriots owner Bob Kraft pays an Asia massage girl to take a nap with him.

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Democrat Rafael Warnock barely edged GOP candidate Herschel Walker to win re-election to the Senate in the Georgia runoff Tuesday. President Biden went to Arizona on the last day rather than campaign for him in Georgia. If he'd gone overseas, Warnock might have won by a much larger margin.

Lindsay Graham called for President Biden to be impeached for dereliction of duty Tuesday after five million illegal entrants have crossed the border since Biden took office. Well, it so happens that while the president was in Arizona Tuesday he finally paid a visit to the border. He pulled into Taco Bell.

Elon Musk was ripped by the media Tuesday for releasing the Twitter emails about Hunter Biden's laptop that exposed the 2020 FBI-Twitter-DNC collusion. It gets worse for Democrats. Trump self-destructed by demanding the Constitution be suspended and there goes the one candidate Biden can beat.

The World Cup matches in Qatar made it to the knockout round Tuesday with Croatia knocking out Japan. Smaller minds who said that Japan getting knocked out on December 7th was revenge for Pearl Harbor should get over themselves. This time it was for sending one over to break up the Beatles.

Kanye praised Hitler and blew up his career the day his divorce from Kim was finalized. It follows Lamar Odom's drug binge after the Chloe break-up and Tyga's depression after Kylie ditched him. The Kardashian girls have replaced the police as the number-one threat to young black men in America.

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