Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Elon Musk drew the wrath of the mainstream media Sunday after he released Twitter documents exposing how Twitter and the Biden campaign suppressed Hunter Biden’s laptop revelations. It’s so hard to draw the line today. Kanye West is a white supremacist and Elon Musk is an African American.

• Elon Musk’s Twitter release exposed politicians using the FBI to pressure Twitter to remove posts they didn’t like. In the old days, in my business, if a joke about a politician wasn’t funny the joke was removed from the act. Today, if a joke about a politician gets a laugh, the comic is removed from Netflix.

• The White House dismissed the Elon Musk Twitter emails release as old news and raised concerns about the rise of hateful and violent speech. Imagine if our Founders couldn’t use hateful or violent speech. Patrick Henry would tell Parliament to give me liberty, or at least put the cocaine back in the tea.

• Elon Musk released Twitter emails from October 2020 that exposed how Twitter, Big Tech and the FBI colluded with media to help Democrats beat Trump. Elon did NOT commit suicide next week. Hillary’s psycho-kinetic powers enable her to predict who will die soon just by picking up the telephone.

• Donald Trump was widely chastised Monday for suggesting the U.S. Constitution be suspended and allowing a 2020 election do-over after the Twitter revelations. Not everything is like his marriages. He can’t trade in the 235-year-old U.S. Constitution for a younger, hotter Eastern European constitution.

• House Republicans vowed hearings into revelations on the Hunter Biden laptop videos when they take over Congress. He was on a cocaine, alcohol and stripper binge and living off his dad. If we’d only had camera phones in the early ‘80s, I’d have the evidence to sue Hunter Biden for stealing my act.

• GOP Congressman Lee Zeldin of New York slammed Kanye West as a deranged anti-Semite and a lunatic for praising Adolf Hitler last week. Democratic reaction started at the top. President Biden responded by recounting the time he backed down Hitler when he was working as a lifeguard at the pool.

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• Car and Driver reported the sale of battery-powered cars surged in the U.S. and Europe this year as car engineer develop bold new car fuels. Automakers just created a car that runs on water however it only runs on water from Camp Le Jeune. After driving this car, you may be eligible for compensation.

• North Korea was reported by the BBC facing food shortages so severe that starvation could soon start plaguing rural areas. Their plight is being slipped out via text messages to relatives in Seoul. Many North Koreans confide they want to move to Seattle because they hear it rains cats and dogs there.

• The Wall Street Journal reports that the Biden Administration has sent seventeen billion dollars to Ukraine in military supplies this past year. Their demands never end and you don’t dare say no to them. Having Ukraine as an ally is like having a brother-in-law with a gambling problem and no car.

• Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny released trailers showing Disney used de-aging technology to make Harrison Ford look forty years younger in flashback scenes. With Disney there’s always the woke angle. In the movie, Indiana flirts with disaster and then disaster reports him to Human Resources.

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