Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

CBS News reported on the culture war in public schools over the teaching of Critical Race Theory. The governor of Louisiana has just banned the teaching of Critical Rice Theory in public schools. It teaches that white rice is toxic, brown rice is nutritious and that wild rice should be granted cashless bail.

• Governor Gavin Newsom is set to receive recommendations from his Reparations Advisory Board which is reportedly pushing for California to pay two hundred thirty-three thousand per slavery descendant in the state. I strongly believe in reparations. If you voted for Biden, you owe me gas money.

• Billboard magazine posted a beautiful eulogy for classic rock legend Christine McVie of Fleetwood Mac Thursday who passed away at home in Los Angeles at age seventy-nine last Tuesday. And it was another sad day in the music industry today. Kanye West was found alive in his apartment this morning.

• Kanye West was interviewed by Alex Jones, and the rap star said that he likes Hitler and denied the Holocaust. The Aryan Nations Brotherhood immediately invited Kanye to play first base on their prison softball team. Kanye West could go down in history the Jackie Robinson of Nazi League Softball.

• Democratic Party officials shook up the presidential primary calendar and South Carolina will cut in front of Iowa to try to launch a more electable Democrat. Iowa is hugely white and leads the nation in literacy and in graduation rates. They will never pick a president who represents the American people.

• President Biden staffed up with lawyers ahead of GOP House probes into his business deals while Donald Trump faces a new Special Counsel probe. If Trump wins in 2024 I’m leaving the country and if Biden wins in 2024, I’m leaving the country. This isn’t a political opinion I just need to go on vacation.

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• Elon Musk kicked Antifa off Twitter Thursday for using the platform to try to incite riots in major cities. Antifa issued a warning that in reprisal the group may attack the Tesla dealership in Seattle. The good news is, they won’t have to set the electric cars on fire, since they already do that on their own.

• Senator Bernie Sanders blasted the Senate bill which forced a settlement of a threatened rail strike Friday because the bill didn’t include paid sick leave. He’s a born socialist. When Sanders was little boy and his friends played Cowboys and Indians, Bernie would always play the Chinese railroad worker.

• Prince William and Kate attended a Boston Celtics game Tuesday while in the U.S. to present a few environment awards. I like how the Royal Couple graciously take their turn in the spotlight. On the other hand, Harry and Meghan just gave their one millionth interview saying how they just want their privacy.

• President Biden traveled to Boston on Friday to meet with the visiting Prince William and Duchess Kate, in the U.S. engaged in environmental activism. It’s a religion whose god is more government. In 1949, the year Al Gore was born, there were 9,000 polar bears in existence and today only 36,000 remain.

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