Questionable Judgment

• A 42-year-old man drove himself to a police station to report a missing cellphone and ended up failing a breathalyzer, receiving a 90-day driving ban and getting his vehicle impounded in Abbotsford, British Columbia, CTV News reports.

According to authorities, around 2 a.m., the man went to the police station to report a cellphone that had gone missing after he had left a bar earlier that night.

"While at the station, one of our patrol officers observed the man's truck being driven on the sidewalk within the AbbyPD parking lot," a social media post from the department said.

"It's not every day that an impaired driver brings himself directly to a police station." No word on the status of the missing phone.

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