Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• The Hollywood Reporter revealed that the next James Bond will be cast in the next few weeks after the final screen tests concluded in late October, and the new script is practically writing itself. The next Bond thriller is about the Nvidia CEO scandal. It’s called The Spy Who Loved Me Long Time.

• Russell Brand was found guilty by a London jury Monday on charges of six counts of rape and sexual assault brought by six different women and sentenced to prison for 10 years. And just two days after he was sent to prison, yet another rape victim came forward. This time it was Russell Brand.

• NBC News reported a poll of likely Democratic presidential candidates Monday had Georgia Senator Jon Ossoff with a big lead over AOC, who finished 2nd, and Pete Buttigieg 3rd. But Ossoff isn’t the big news from the poll. Kamala Harris finished 16th in the poll with 3%, tied with Coors Beer.

• Bernie Sanders said he won’t support Chuck Schumer for Majority leader, saying it’s time for a new generation of leadership. Jack Kennedy said that in 1960 and he was a war hero, he was straight and he hated communism. Today he’d be the only Democrat capable of being elected President of Fox News.

• House Oversight Committee incoming Chairman Robert Garcia vowed Tuesday to subpoena all the top advisors in the Trump in the White House including Trump’s cabinet members. It was ever thus. Since 1789, every session of Congress begins with the morning prayer, followed by an investigation

• Secretary of War Pete Hegseth lashed out at the motion to impeach him Tuesday and the motion died. He’s executed Trump’s orders to destroy Iran’s military, to overthrow Venezuela’s president and to sink all the drug boats. Like any good AA newcomer, he was just following his sponsor’s directions.

• Democrats vow to nail Pete Hegseth for blowing all those drug boats out of the water, claiming the strikes were targeted assassinations. The Navy blew up 50 narc-speed boats. So much cocaine is on the bottom of the Caribbean, deep sea fishermen report seeing Marlins leaping 100 feet in the air.

• Politico reported Tuesday the GOP lost 55 seats in Congress last week. GOP Congresswoman Lauren Boebert lost her re-election bid in Colorado but I think was probably a good thing for her. Now she can move on to God’s intended path for her and play the naughty politician in Cinemax movies.

• GOP podcaster Ben Ferguson was reported to be the next White House Press Secretary. He’ll have his hands full. The Democrats took the House, the Democrats have taken the Senate, the Alamo is back in Mexican hands, and Trump is promising to have everything back under control during his third term.

• . The New York Post quoted Democratic Socialists of America advocates and elected lawmakers who vowed to decriminalize prostitution. I don’t see how libertarian Republicans could oppose the idea. One reason why prostitution is the World’s Oldest Profession is because there is No Tax on Tricks.

• Forbes noted the oldest Baby Boomers turned 80 this year. I’m so glad we didn’t have today’s technology and Internet when we were young. One advantage to being a Baby Boomer is that most of our naked photos were taken by our parents with Polaroid cameras and they’re pretty much dust by now.

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