Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• Wall Street suffered a post-election crash Wednesday wiping out trillions in hi-tech stock value and delivering a hard blow to 401 K retirement accounts. It could've been worse. If you think you had an awful week, think of all the Californians who moved to Texas to get away from Democrat policies.

• President Trump spent the weekend in Florida after his exhaustive midterm campaign speeches ended in a huge defeat. Trump had tried to recruit voters by offering every American $5,000 if they had returned a GOP majority to Congress but $5,000 wasn't enough. One tank of gas and it'd all be gone.

• Homeland Security reported that the Secret Service arrested a mentally disturbed Venezuelan illegal immigrant near the White House who was armed with stolen handguns. He said he'd heard voices that kept telling him to kill the president. He was at the airport and all the TVs were tuned to CNN.

• Secretary of War Pete Hegseth is under the gun in Congress, which in the first place hesitated to confirm him due to his hard-drinker reputation. Iran doesn't like him either. President Trump is reportedly set to re-name the Strait of Hormuz in Pete Hegseth's honor and call it the Strait of Vermouth.

• The Wall Street Journal reported that GOP issues won at the ballot box Tuesday, if not GOP candidates. For instance, Voter ID laws passed in several states and 4 states voted to ban biological men from participating in women's sports. As a result trans-girls are taking their balls and going home.

• The Los Angeles Times celebrated that Xavier Becerra just become the first elected Hispanic governor of California. With the state's demographics and DEI theology, Gavin Newsom may be the last Anglo Saxon governor. California is so Woke even Vanilla Wafers come with a Trigger Warning.

• Fox News interviewed victorious Southern Democrats who surprised the political experts by winning U.S. Senate elections last Tuesday in Mississippi, and in South and North Carolina, and in Texas. Southern Republicans fear they may never win another election if Californians don't stay home.

• Jonathan Turley warned that Democrats will go after the Supreme Court, the Senate filibuster and the Electoral College to forge a GOP resistance-proof majority. But look, Taco Bell was just voted in the annual Harris Poll as America's Best Restaurant. This is why we have the Electoral College.

• The London Daily mail reported that Meghan Markle's father here in the U.S. was arrested by the FBI and faces charges of possessing pornographic photos and online images of children. Meghan Markle is understandably upset. She grew up thinking Dad carried pictures of her in his wallet.

• The Hollywood Reporter noted that the TV ratings for National Football League games are up 4% this year, drawing the highest number of weekly viewers over the past 12 years. The season so far has me asking one question. How does a life-long Dallas Cowboys fan like me enter the transfer portal?

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