Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• CBS Sports reported two Cleveland Guardian pitchers were indicted in federal court in a gambling scandal. They tipped off their planned pitch sequences to proposition bettors. A few years ago when the Guardians were the Indians, this wasn't a problem because they had a casino license.

• Jimmy Kimmel's wife Molly McNearney stated that she's estranged from her family in Kansas because they voted for Trump. Molly parlayed her husband's network TV fame to host a podcast to step into his spotlight to express her political views. Never wonder why Johnny Carson had four wives.

• Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy said all flights could be up in a week, with the shutdown about to end. I was able to catch a flight last week but I had to buy a first class ticket to get on the airplane. I told the flight attendant I'll have the fish and she replied, only in the event of a water landing.

• The Christian Science Monitor says Pentecost, Evangelical and Baptist churches are growing while the mainline Protestant churches are in decline. It's not a fair fight in the fall. Seventh Day Adventists have a huge advantage because they can watch Sunday NFL games from morning until night.

• Joe Biden returned to the stage with guns blazing in Nebraska where he addressed a Democratic party fundraiser. He keeps moving upward. Having served as Senator, Vice President and President, Joe is anxious to take on his new challenge as color commentator for the Bingo Channel.

• The Will Cain Show aired an article and chart showing how Nancy Pelosi's net worth increased from $3 million when she joined Congress in 1986 to a net worth of $300 million today. Nancy also owns a vineyard that produces a popular red wine. The most popular red wine is, we want our land back.

• The U.S. Senate ended the shutdown in exchange for a January vote to expand Obamacare. We all love a con. Health insurance is a wager in which the insurers bet you that you're going to stay healthy and you bet them you're going to get very sick, and then you pay them a fortune hoping they win.

• Speaker Mike Johnson blasted Senate Democrats for refusing to reopen the government for 40 days to try to resuscitate Obamacare plan subsidies. In 2010 Obamacare WAY way over-promised to get it passed. Obama's Dental Plan assured meth addicts if you like your teeth you can keep your teeth.

• President Trump went to a Washington Commanders game and he joined the Fox TV crew in the booth and revealed he played tight end at New York Military Academy. Trump said it's stayed with him throughout his life. Once you've played that position you always notice a good tight end.

• President Trump ripped air traffic controllers who left their jobs during the shutdown but gave a $10,000 bonus to those ATCs who stayed. I read that 42 flights were canceled Monday at Oklahoma City's Will Rogers Airport. It's the only airport named after somebody killed in a plane crash.

• The London Guardian declared that July 4th should become an international holiday for all countries to declare independence from the U.S. It'd be tough to untangle. On July 4th we have to go to Mexico to buy fireworks made in China to celebrate independence from England and drink Budweiser owned by Belgium and finally watch a World Series played in Canada dominated by players from Japan.

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