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• Boston will mark the 230th anniversary of the Boston Tea Party that destroyed a huge tea shipment from England. The tea tax had been lowered by Parliament, and Hancock feared lower prices would ruin his racket in smuggled Dutch tea. History books blame King George III because Trump wasn't born yet.

• CBS News reports the documentary JFK: What the Doctors Saw now streaming on Paramount Plus disproves the Warren Commission's report that JFK was killed by Lee Oswald. The FBI is all set to reveal that seventeen-year-old Donald Trump was in Dallas that day. Charges are expected Friday.

• Joe Biden tried to tell a joke Monday but confused Beyonce with Brittney and Taylor Swift with Beyonce and social media went wild laughing about it. But it self-created a winning slogan for Joe in 2024. Trump gives you world peace, low taxes and a secure border, but Joe Biden gives you material.

• Politico reported an 8th Circuit ruling which held that the 1965 Voting Rights Act gives no standing to individuals to sue under it, opening up Voter ID laws. And my conservative uncle was going to vote Democrat for the first time next year. This would have never happened if he were still alive.

• American Heritage traced America's political divide to the Founders giving the president more power than the King then making it an elected office. The media then stokes his defense or overthrow for the TV ratings. Every day on the cable news, dissent is combined with commentary to form dysentery.

• The National Retail Federation predicted Americans will spend four hundred sixty-five billion dollars on Christmas gifts this year. It all starts with the Black Friday melee. WalMart announced they will be closed on Thanksgiving Day until six o'clock so that both cashiers can be with their families.

• Fox News aired video of President Biden being presented his birthday cake after his dinner in the White House Monday. It was a stunning sight to see with eighty-one candles with flames that were ten inches high. There hasn't been a fire that big since the British burned the White House in 1814.

• Historian Douglas Brinkley discussed Biden's place in history becoming the oldest president ever to celebrate a birthday in office. He noted Marilyn Monroe sang Happy Birthday to Jack Kennedy at Madison Square Garden. At Biden's birthday party a registered nurse popped out of a giant bran muffin.

• Elon Musk filed suit against Media Matters after the leftist news site falsely generated Nazi ads on X next to Apple and Microsoft ads, causing their CEOs to cancel their ad business. I think all these CEOs should man up and settle their differences like billionaires. On the bottom of the ocean floor.

• GOP former House Speaker Kevin McCarthy revealed to an interviewer Friday that the House Impeachment inquiry will be going forward with charges against the Biden Family. The Bidens seem ready. Is it any coincidence the turkey that President Biden pardoned Monday was named Hunter?

• The National Retail Federation reported L.A. and New York City had the highest rise in retail thefts this year, the totals up sixty percent. Any further discussion is racist. Moving on, Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass urged everyone to beat the mobs and get their holiday shoplifting done early this year

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