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• Libertarian Javier Milei jolted the world Sunday, getting elected president of Argentina vowing to get rid of the political class. He's like Ayn Rand and Trump had a son. Out of habit, the Biden DOJ just indicted Milei for insurrection, mishandling classified documents, and falsifying mistress payments.

• Cambridge released a study on generational wealth in the U.S. that found baby boomers possess an inordinate amount of wealth compared to younger generations. It's the time to cash in and let the good things roll into your life. I just renewed my CVS membership and was given a key to the deodorant.

• Churchill Downs contractors are working to encircle the racetrack with three-tiered stadium seating in time for the 150th Kentucky Derby this spring. This race is sacred to me. This morning I heard someone refer to the Kentucky Derby as Amish NASCAR and my day hasn't been the same since.

• Thanksgiving Week arrives as the holiday action shifts into high gear with jam-packed grocery stores and Black Friday looming. It's a week that demands a little more patience from all shoppers. I swear I had the slowest, rudest and nastiest cashier today, and it's the last time I'm using self-checkout.

• Tik Tok was accused of pushing bin Laden's Letter to America on young kids. They can't grasp how stupid George H.W. Bush was to put U.S. military bases on Muslim sacred soil in 1991, resulting in Al Qaeda's founding. And for the punch line, the U.S. named our Intelligence Headquarters after him.

• Donald Trump got away from his legal troubles to campaign in Iowa last weekend. He avoided the Evangelicals because he's going to tack to the middle on abortion. Just to remind people he hasn't lost his touch, Donald Trump came outside yesterday and pardons two turkeys named Me and Myself.

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