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Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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By Argus Hamilton

Published Nov. 15, 2023

Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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The New York Post reports that illegal immigrants from Venezuela who wound up in Chicago are leaving town because they find life there unacceptable. I don’t think these young men are scared, I just think they are bored. They want to go to the Gaza Strip because it sounds like it has entertainment.

U.S. Secret Service agents guarding President Biden’s granddaughter opened fire on a guy who tried to steal her car at her home in Georgetown. It’s epidemic. Carjacking has gotten so bad across the nation, last weekend my nephew was carjacked in his pick-up truck and forced to help the guy move.

The Hollywood Reporter reported that Disney Studios received a blow to the gut Sunday when their new Marvel Comics movie The Marvels completely bombed at the box office this past weekend. Of course the movie’s competition was very tough. It’s awfully hard to compete with an Israeli offensive.

The Hill reports Democrats and Republican officials are alarmed by Bobby Kennedy’s sudden rise in the polls as an Independent. He threatens to overthrow the Establishment in D.C. They are anxiously hoping somebody offers Bobby a ride in a convertible over a bridge to the Ambassador Hotel.

The Daily Mail posted a security photo of the gram of cocaine found in the White House Friday before the Fourth of July weekend. Look for a cheapskate in his twenties. Trust me, I or my peers will tell you from memory that a gram of coke is not going to get you through an entire holiday weekend.

Politico urged the Biden campaign to reach out to Liz Cheney, Rahm Emmanuel, and Mitt Romney for help. There is great apprehension reported among White House staffers over televised ceremonies showing Biden to be in a constant state of bewilderment. What’s going on is Un-Presidented.

Liz Cheney accused the RNC of supporting Nazi propaganda. The Left accuses Israelis of being Nazis while Palestinian protests are being called Nazis for their anti-Semitism, as Ukraine deploys a real Nazi battalion. I saw a recruiting poster today that read Support the Middle Way and Join the Klan.

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