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• GOP Speaker Mike Johnson vowed to return to regular budgetary order to cut pork projects and wasteful make-work jobs. For instance, the House Chaplain is paid a salary of one hundred and seventy five thousand dollars per year. Only mind readers in Los Angeles have fewer things to do all day.

• House Republicans produced a bill to fund aid for Israel that's totally paid for out of the billions the Democrats wanted to use hiring thousands of new IRS agents. House Republicans are trying to aid people who suffered a terrifying surprise raid on their lives and property. They're also trying to help Israel.

• The White House urged Congress to pass a bill that combined aid to Israel and Ukraine despite GOP objections. Ukraine's government is a den of thieves that jailed its rival party's leader, shut down opposition media and made the Biden family rich. As democracies go, we could be identical twins.

• Homeland Security chief Alexandro Majorkas was castigated in the Senate by Republicans Monday for allowing six million illegal aliens into the U.S. Democrats see a conspiracy plot being hatched. First, Republicans want to say illegal aliens are illegal, next they'll want to take away their voting rights.

• FBI Director Chris Wray told the Senate the U.S. is in heightened state of alert due to the threat of attacks by Hamas sleeper cells now in the U.S., but I understand how they got into the country. The FBI can't keep a sharp eye on Hamas and MAGA Republicans at the same time. Orders are orders.

• The White House faced pressure from the left wing of the Democrat Party to call for a cease fire in Gaza Tuesday. Hamas supporters call the Israelis Nazis yet it's the Hamas supporters who chant Death to the Jews. I miss the good old days when a Nazi was anybody who disagreed with you on Twitter.

• Hillary Clinton used a memester's conviction for election disinformation last week to say again that she was the victim of a stolen election in 2016. The last two weeks of the campaign Hillary ignored Bill's plea to campaign in the swing states of Wisconsin and Michigan. Hillary lost a presidential election in 2016 when any idiot could have beaten Trump, but Hillary proved that she's not just any idiot.

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