Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

The Powerball lottery jackpot grew to $1.2 billion by Tuesday night after players failed to match all six numbers to win it Monday, and tickets are now flying out of lottery machines across the country. Just think, the winner of this jackpot will make history. They will be the first billionaire ever to pay taxes.

• Forbes reports that Kanye West is no longer a billionaire after losing all his corporate sponsors and business partners in the U.S. and Europe following all his anti-Semitic rants. I don't understand why everybody calls him a genius because he does one thing so well. That's not genius, that's Asberger's.

• The Wall Street Journal Report cited polls forecasting a huge shift in Hispanic votes to the GOP in the mid-term elections. They're great people and great Americans. After living for forty-six years in Los Angeles, if I were any more pro-Hispanic, candy would come out of me when you hit me with a stick.

• President Biden and Barack Obama will be in Pennsylvania Saturday campaigning together for Democrats. The same day, Donald Trump will be in Pennsylvania campaigning for the Republicans. Thanks to our perpetual presidential campaign, America is now the world leader in waste management.

• Donald Trump will perform a political rally in Latrobe, Pennsylvania, Saturday for the Senate and governor GOP candidates. Trump will hold his rally in the hangar at the Arnold Palmer Regional Airport, which is quite fitting. The golfer is still hailed by his adoring fans as The King, and so is Palmer.

• President Biden was steered by the DNC to campaign in Florida Tuesday amid fears he could be a drag on the Democratic candidates in the swing States. Biden told Pennsylvanians Friday there are fifty-four states, causing Progressives to slap themselves on their head. Joe confused states with genders.

• President Biden warned seniors at a Florida retirement home Tuesday of GOP budget cuts. How can anyone doubt him? The Washington Post gave him four Pinocchio's when he told seniors that Republicans will cancel their Social Security and Medicare if Barry Goldwater is elected Prime Minister.

• President Biden threatened to slap an excessive profits tax on oil companies if they don't lower the price of gas at the pump. The tax wouldn't be due until next April 15h. Tax Day is when ordinary Americans send their money to Washington and oil companies send their money to the Cayman Islands.

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• The New York Post reported a woman recently seized the microphone during a flight to complain they were only being served peanuts. It brings up a language reminder. A group of birds is called a flock, a bunch of cattle is called a herd, and a gathering of Karen's is called a Homeowner's Association.

• The San Francisco District Attorney charged homeless nut case David DaPape with the attempted murder of Paul Pelosi. The D.A. won't release Paul's 911 call which suggested a more sociable scenario. Even the police report says David DaPape broke into Pelosi's house and forced his way through the back door.

• New York City's Tourist and Convention Bureau published a list of six New Year's Eve events in New York on December 31st which annually draws coverage from all over the world. At one minute before midnight, a giant glowing ball will descend on Times Square. And those are North Korea's plans.

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