Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• Netflix on Thursday fired its head of Film and Television, who happens to be Asian American. Netflix said they're re-orienting, which is a horrible thing to say when firing an Asian American. And to add insult to injury, with He as my witness, to take his place they hired a white guy named Peter Rice.

• Michigan hosted a furious debate between Senate candidates Republican Mike Rogers and Democrat Abdul El-Sayed Wednesday night in Detroit. It was a dress rehearsal for every Thanksgiving dinner in America in four weeks. You fascist, you commie, you terrorist and nobody passing the potatoes.

• U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar was asked by a supportive MSNBC interviewer if she married her brother and she replied not to my knowledge. It's the funniest thing she could have possibly said. If you asked me if I ever slept with a man and I replied not to my knowledge, you'd think I'd flown to Thailand.

• Bill Clinton came off the bench to campaign for Democratic candidates in Florida Thursday where he gave a forceful speech in defense of Islam. I listened closely for any hint of envy in Bill's voice. In the 1990s, Sharia law designated three religious shrines – Mecca, Medinah and Epstein Island.

• President Trump told Oval Office reporters Tuesday that today's high gas prices will plummet once the war with Iran is over. Last night in Alabama, a gas station attendant found a severed penis on the gas station driveway. I can remember just yesterday when gasoline only cost you an arm and a leg.

• President Trump startled an Ohio rally for GOP Senate candidate John Husted on Tuesday by raving about the ex-athlete's ass, his shoulders, his legs and his jaw line. I guess it was inevitable. After 10 years of Trump's dancing onstage to the YMCA song, we're finally seeing its long-term effects.

• The NFL reacted to a threat of violence in Paris by canceling a Pittsburgh Steelers pre-game fan celebration at a bar in the Bastille neighborhood. To placate the local public mood, the French did a special promotion to sell 80,000 tickets to the game. It's Marie Antoinette Bobble Head Doll Night.

• Troy Aikman nearly started a fist fight with Joe Buck before Monday's NFL game. He's mad because ESPN gave Buck a $100 million extension deal, and Troy got no offer to remain. It's the same way Joe Biden felt when he was dropped from the ticket without a heads up from George Clooney.

• The South Carolina Senate race was rocked by news that 3 male escorts say the late Senator Lindsay Graham paid them to have sex with him. It doesn't carry the mark of shame that it once did. Now that Republicans finally started accepting LGBT people, Waffle House regulars could be next.

• Kamala Harris celebrated her 62nd birthday while campaigning Tuesday and received praise from the DNC. She had a nice birthday party in her hotel suite. They presented her with her birthday cake and told her to blow out the 6-2, but she missed and blew a 2.6.

• James Carville again urged Democratic Socialists to form their own political party and leave the Democrats alone. There is growing speculation Moderate Democrat Senator John Fetterman may switch parties to the GOP. Nowadays, being a moderate Democrat is like being the least drunk Australian.

• Secretary of War Pete Hegseth chastened U.S. weapons manufacturers to step up their game to keep churning out what Hegseth called America's Arsenal of Freedom. The Iran war has run them dry. In this past month alone, Warner Brothers Studio has produced more bombs than Lockheed Martin.

• Virginia Senate President Pro Tempore L. Louise Lucas, 82, was busted by the DOJ for using her office to shield a money laundering fraud and marijuana operation. She said she was raised under Jim Crow and will fight. I too was raised under Jim Crow, but I quickly switched to Old Crow in college.

• The Supreme Court agreed hear the case of the government's right to ban whiskey distilling at home. George Washington distilled whiskey at Mt. Vernon, raised tobacco, grew hemp and brewed beer. When thousands gathered for his inauguration in 1789 he didn't realize it was also an intervention.

• Bill Gates called for a human reserve list of jobs that can't replaced by AI. He's rebuilding his public image after he was recorded telling Jeffrey Epstein he caught an STD from a Moscow hooker. You'd think the inventor of Windows would catch a virus from a Moscow hacker, not a Moscow hooker.

• The Philadelphia Eagles were dealt a huge blow Sunday when QB Jalen Hurts was forced to sit out the rest of the season with blood clots in his lungs. It sounds familiar. Lung doctors aren't sure if Jalen fractured his Pfizer, strained his Moderna, or got winded pulling his Johnson and Johnson.

• President Trump went off at an Ohio rally complimenting the body of GOP Senate candidate and ex-athlete John Husted. He raved about Husted's ass, his legs and shoulders. I guess you can only dance to the YMCA song in front of so many rallies before you simply give up and surrender to the urge.

• President Trump was cited for profanity in campaign speeches and normalizing the public use of vulgarities but with limits. It's accepted now that you can't say the N-word for black people, the F-word for gays or the C-word for women out loud. This is why L.A. drivers keep their windows rolled up.

• Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed was criticized by his Muslim base Tuesday for eating lunch in a soul food restaurant and eating fried chicken. For crying out loud, he's supposed to eat fried chicken, he's in a soul food restaurant. The beverage menu reads Grape Soda and Not Grape Soda.

• The Michigan Senate race that had centered on Abdul Sayed's past suddenly spotlighted labor concerns on Wednesday Nurses at the Henry Ford Genesis Hospital in Detroit went out on strike. Until they're back at work, the Mayor of Detroit is asking Detroiters to simply shoot each other in the leg

• Fox News reports two-hour lines to vote in Texas Tuesday as the Texas Senate race headed down the home stretch. Talirico is a gracious guy. If Talirico wins, I am sure he will thank Gavin Newsom for running so many Californians off to Texas and providing Democrats the margin of victory.

• President Trump hosted what he called J.D. and the Untouchables in the Oval Office Tuesday to introduce Vice President Vance and his team of government fraud busters. There's simply no end to the con games. My accountant just finished doing my 3rd quarter taxes, and I owe Somalia $5,000.

• Congresswoman Ilhan Omar was reported Wednesday possibly facing passport fraud by the Justice Department for using the false age that she'd listed to get into the U.S. on her passport. She's been missing the last few days now but no one suspects infidelity. Ilhan would never cheat on her brother. Bill Clinton was dispatched to Florida to campaign for Democrats Wednesday where

• he gave a speech in favor of Islam, noting Chelsea convinced him to read the Koran. He grew up in Hope, Arkansas, where they were all strict Southern Baptists with the exception of Bill. And what an exception.

• Elon Musk shocked the world Friday demonstrating his Tesla Roadster that goes 380 mph and flies in the air and it even performed a 360 degree barrel roll before landing. Democrats threaten to investigate Elon, like he won't already fly this car to Mars by then. Good luck delivering that subpoena.

• The WNBA Finals teams walked off the court during the National Anthem all week. The song was written in 1814 to celebrate the Americans halting a British Navy slave-freeing expedition up the Chesapeake, which had freed 5,000 slaves. The anthem the players might stand for is Rule Britannia!

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