Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• The Pentagon announced that the Fort Hood mass shooter Nidal Hassan will be executed by firing squad and that the execution will be live-streamed. You mean to tell me that I can witness a live execution for free? I guess I can now cancel my subscription to Hillary Clinton's OnlyFans page.

• President Trump referred all questions about the raid on Ilhan Omar's house to the DOJ this week. However, Trump has re-named the Gulf of Mexico, AI, the Department of Defense and the Kennedy Center. In honor of Ilhan Omar he's re-naming the Minnesota Vikings the Somali Pirates.

• Legally Blonde star Selma Blair was arrested after her Delta Flight flight landed in New York on which she flipped out, screamed and tried to open the emergency door at 30,000 ft. Her jury will likely be fair to her. The in-flight movie was Digger and Selma was just the first passenger to try to walk out on it.

• The Hollywood Reporter published a grim box office forecast for Tom Cruise's new exec-satire movie Digger, reporting projections that it will be the biggest box office flop in Hollywood history. Digger is set to lose $245 million. The U.S. Postal Service wants to know the secret to the movie's success.

• The London Daily Mail reported that Prince Andrew put up his 2021 Bentley for sale for $400,000 at a car dealership in Doncaster, however it finally sold this week for about $200,000. The car dealer was very puzzled by Andrew's first offer. He wanted to trade it even for a 17-year-old Escort.

• Saudi Arabia carried out retaliatory strikes against the Houtis after the terror group attack fired missiles hitting King Khalid Airport. For weeks now they've been staging long-range missile attacks on Saudi airports. The Houtis are getting very close to the record of destruction held by Boeing.

• Secretary of State Marco Rubio gave a speech at the Acropolis defending Western Civilization and European traditions and culture. These traditions run deep in us. On Monday in New York, Italians began the annual Columbus Day parade by tossing the ceremonial snitch into the Hudson River.

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