Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• ABC Sports aired the #1 ranked Texas Longhorns being upset by arch rival Oklahoma Sooners Saturday in Dallas. It's the annual clash between two storied football programs. When I die, please scatter my ashes over the Cotton Bowl, so that whenever Texas beats Oklahoma, it's over my dead body.

• People magazine reported that Sydney Sweeney is seriously considering converting from her birth religion of Christianity to Judaism to match up with her boyfriend Scooter Braun. It's no big deal. The way relationships go in Hollywood she might convert to Islam before the end of Hanukkah.

• Mike Tyson enjoyed a White House tour Friday before flying with President Trump to Syracuse, New York, for a campaign rally. They get along great. The nice thing for Trump about having had your right ear lobe shot off is you don't have to worry what Tyson might do when you hug each other onstage.

• The Supreme Court this week will take up transgender rights in federal prisons. As soon as Trump took office in 2025 he signed an order banning transgender inmates from receiving hormone therapy, make-up and wigs and padding while in federal prisons. It caused a riot in Cell Block LGBTQ.

• The Pentagon will live-stream the firing squad execution of the 2009 perpetrator of the Fort Hood mass shooting Nidal Hassan. The execution is bound to get such huge ratings, the firing squad could get its own TV show hosted by Ryan Seacrest. It's the 1-episode season of The Last Man Standing.

• Michigan Senate candidate and Egypt-U.S. dual citizen Abdul El-Sayed angered Wolverine football fans by saying Michigan can't win without cheating and compared NFL football to the slave trade. He can just get off his high horse. At least our slave trade didn't prompt the Book of Exodus like Egypt's did.

• New York City hosted the annual Columbus Day Parade Monday which ran for three miles up Fifth Avenue in the largest celebration of Italian culture. I believed the famed explorer was the world's first Democrat. Columbus left home not knowing where he was going and he arrived not knowing where he was, he sailed back home not knowing where he'd been and he did it all on government money.

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