Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• Sylvester Stallone is on TV this week plugging his memoir titled Steps about his struggles before he wrote and starred in Rocky in 1976, the first of seven Rocky movies. Daily Variety says Stallone is in talks for a Rocky 8 movie. In this movie, Rocky fights Medicare over his denial of coverage.

• Texas Governor Greg Abbott battled insanely high diesel fuel prices Tuesday by allowing cheaper diesel on Texas highways. The makers of the car-racing Fast and Furious movies are cutting corners where they can. Using the new government AI website, Vin Diesel just changed his name to Vin Electric.

• The Santa Clarita Karen was forced to apologize after cell phone video caught her berating a street taco vendor, calling her a dirty old woman. The incident went viral and now her business has imploded. The three toughest things to say in life are I'm sorry, I made a mistake, and Worcestershire Sauce.

• The L.A. School of Comedy opened for classes in West Los Angeles this week. As a focus exercise I tell young comics to listen to every word they say onstage. AOC sounded like she was on automatic pilot yesterday when she said that Artificial Intelligence will destroy mankind if we don't get the vaccine.

• President Trump said Tuesday that Iran's economy is collapsing and that the U.S. controls the oil waterways now. This past week, Trump posted a map of the Strait of Hormuz, which he circled and re-named Trump Strait. And then, unable to resist, Trump circled Kenya, renaming it Obama Gay.

• President Trump sat next to Elon Musk and the Nvidia CEO when he hosted the 30 CEOs of AI companies for a White House luncheon. The net worth in company stock of these CEOs runs into several trillion dollars. The Dow Jones went up 600 points when nobody got sick from the Big Macs.

• President Trump said after the AI luncheon the CEOs signed a compact to self-police any risks in implementing the new technology. Trump signed an order changing AI to Super Intelligence or SI. Trump is determined to be the only president in history on both the Epstein List and the Einstein List.

• President Trump launched America.gov as an AI-powered portal designed to consolidate all federal information and streamline public interactions with government agencies. It even allows you to apply for government work. For which there won't be any once everybody catches on to this app.

• GOP Senator John Kennedy led the attack on former Special Counsel and Trump tormentor Jack Smith in Senate hearings, Kennedy said you make me want to throw up in my mouth. The senator was wearing a loud green tie, so in case some of it spilled out of his mouth it wouldn't be noticed.

• The Supreme Court ruled Tuesday the Trump administration may continue deporting illegal aliens to countries other than their country of origin. The latest poll shows the vast majority of Los Angeles residents oppose mass deportations. That is till you tell us it'd take 20 minutes off our commute.

• Kamala Harris hinted on a podcast Monday that she is considering a run for the White House and she's still working through the issues. I learned it's bit risky to probe her past record. I just Googled to see if she has switched positions on the Covid vaccine mandates and my phone got attacked by a virus.

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