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Celebs: They're Just Like Us!

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By News of the Weird

Published Oct. 1, 2025

Celebs: They're Just Like Us!

The famous-for-being-famous crowd lit up with a dirty little story about Derek Blasberg, 42, a "professional best friend to celebrities," having a blowout time at Gwyneth Paltrow's guest cottage in the Hamptons.

Variety reported that Blasberg was outed as the culprit behind an "intense bowel movement" that caused considerable damage.

Insiders say Blasberg cited his use of the diabetes drug Ozempic as the cause of his distress, but one doubter poo-poo'd the idea: "That's just what he told everyone." [Variety, 7/5/2024]