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Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Argus Hamilton

By Argus Hamilton

Published October 25, 2023

Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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President Biden backed Israel to rid Hamas but said he hopes they will spare the civilians but wait until all hostages are released. At least I think that's what he said. Joe Biden could be the first president in history to bring peace to the Middle East by delivering a speech neither side can understand.

New York University was swarmed by pro-Palestinian protestors Friday who demanded a cease fire in the Middle East. Muslim culture is growing rapidly in campuses, big cities and in government. Five times a day the bell tower chimes in Washington, D.C., and President Biden answers the Call to Nap.

Fox News reported that the Border Patrol estimates that hundreds of terrorists from the Middle East have slipped across the border just by estimating from the number they've caught. No one's more nervous about being attacked by these guys than Tom Brady. He's known worldwide as the GOAT.

Hamas leaders talked with top Iranian officials Monday after Netanyahu threatened war with Iran if Hezbollah invades Israel. In telling jokes onstage in Los Angeles about Hamas, Hezbollah or ISIS, I'd say the key is the execution. I always carry a bacon burger in my suit pocket for self-defense.

The White House reports two U.S. aircraft carriers have been joined by two thousand Marines in the area. U.S. policy in the Middle East introduced comedy to the region. It took four U.S. presidents and twenty years, plus thousands of lives and trillions of dollars to replace the Taliban with the Taliban.

Deloitte issued its annual holiday spending forecast and predicted record retail and online sales beginning the day after Thanksgiving Day. If I could deliver a personal message to Black Friday on behalf of the American people I would say this. We all have big-screen TVs, and put the groceries on sale.

Killers of the Flower Moon is a hit movie about powerful white men stealing the oil from Osage Indians a hundred years ago to power cars, but that would never happen today. We're switching to electric cars and now we're in the Congo stealing their cobalt. In a hundred years we'll see that movie.

The Hollywood Reporter noted that Hollywood celebrities are starting to stake their positions on the upcoming 2024 election. Cher announced Friday if Donald Trump is elected she will move out of the country forever. The FEC told the Trump campaign this must be listed as an in-kind contribution.

Joe Biden's Special Counsel recently interviewed him for two days in the classified documents case while Trump's case is pending in Florida. Let the games begin. Trump's lawyers and Biden's lawyers are in a vicious legal battle over who gets the insanity defense and who gets diminished capacity.

House Republicans met again Tuesday to elect a Speaker candidate to replace Kevin McCarthy who was brought down by one Member. Sunday an Alaskan Airlines pilot who was off duty tried to seize control of the plane and shut down the engines mid-flight. Apparently he's a big fan of Matt Gaetz.

Senator Robert Menendez lashed out at the DOJ Monday accusing the feds of hounding him to no end in federal bribery indictments. The Fox News poll said seventy-percent of the residents of New Jersey want Bob Menendez to resign from the Senate. The other thirty percent just want their gifts back.

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