Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• President Biden arrived in Israel Wednesday to address the Mideast powder keg threatening the world. I hope he's coached by a supportive writing staff. The world's meanest speechwriter would be the guy who slipped Worcestershire Sauce into President Biden's speech and put it on the Teleprompter.

• President Biden's planned visit in Jordan with Palestinian leader Mahmoud Abbas was canceled over a hospital attack. That's our loss because Democratic presidents have benefitted from direct consultations with Palestinian leaders in the past. Yasser Arafat advised Bill Clinton that goats don't talk.

• Hamas called for a Worldwide Day of Anger just three days after they called for a Global Day of Rage. The terrorists don't want Saudi Arabia and Qatar signing an accord and trading with Israel. It's the understandable rage of any man who sees his fifth wife eating grass from another man's hand.

• The Pentagon said Tuesday U.S. firepower and aircraft carriers are en route to the Mideast. That entire region was alarmed when the Gerald Ford and the Eisenhower arrived. They last played together at the El Dorado Country Club in Palm Springs and some of their tee shots bombarded Mexico.

• President Biden flew to Israel Tuesday to try to limit Israel's destruction of Gaza to eliminating Hamas while sparing civilians. Last week they cut off their water and power, but this week Israel cut off all their access to social media. It's the first time anyone's ever been canceled back to the Stone Age.

• The Hollywood Reporter reports a Polish movie studio just released a trailer for the movie Zone of Interest that's set during the Holocaust. It's about a Nazi commandant of a concentration camp trying to build a dream life with his wife. The Harvard Crimson calls it the Feel Good Movie of the Year.

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