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• Walt Disney reported that Disneyland and six Disney World amusement parks worldwide enjoyed a record number of visitors last summer. The parks are adept at changing with the times. Just this week, Disney is demolishing the City of Tomorrow at Epcot and repackaging it as the Gaza Experience.

• President Biden gave a good speech Friday expressing U.S. support for Israel while also calling for safe treatment of innocent Palestinians. I'm just relieved he stayed focused. At any moment, Joe could wander off the teleprompter and demand that Hummus be eliminated and replaced by Guacamole.

• The Jerusalem Post reported Gaza will be hit with service cutbacks as Israeli forces begin the manhunt for Hamas terrorists. Over the weekend, Israel announced it would cut off all Internet service in Gaza. That can only mean they've awarded AT&T the contract for all Internet service in Gaza.

• New York City was a battleground of protests and counter-protests Friday after Hamas called for a Worldwide Day of Rage. Some support defied self-preservation. Protest signs in New York that read Queers for Palestine make as much sense as picket signs in Hollywood that read Actresses for Weinstein.

• Starbucks criticized a message by its employees union Friday that read Solidarity with Palestine that prompted boycotts. Their coffee shops are insufferably woke. Last month I went to Starbucks and I accidentally said Big instead of Grande, and they took me behind the store and shot me in the leg.

• The Chicago Tribune reported local walkouts by pharmacists at various Walgreen pharmacies may very quickly spread to a nationwide walkout by their pharmacists this week. This could leave millions of Americans without their prescription pain-killers. Just think, Budweiser stock could recover.

• Britain's Royal Mint just issued a fifty-pence Rainbow Coin to celebrate fifty years of the Pride Movement in London. Joke set-ups like this used to get me sent to the principal's office. If you use this coin for a vending machine does it go in the same slot, or is there a separate one around the back?

• House Republicans entered the week without being able to elect a Speaker for the tenth consecutive day. It completely hamstrings the government. If the Republicans cannot settle on Kevin McCarthy or Steve Scalise or Jim Jordan to pull the Republicans together, I know Lauren Boebert can come in handy.

• Senator Bob Menendez was indicted for foreign bribery Thursday over the three gold bars and cash the feds found in his closet. It's alarming. If we're going to go after everyone who accepts gold bars in exchange for political favors how are we ever going to attract our best people to government?

• Donald Trump found himself virtually tied with Joe Biden in the Fox News presidential poll last Monday. The media takes great pains to be even-handed and bi-partisan. If Trump makes a mistake the media holds Trump accountable, and if Biden makes a mistake, the media holds Trump accountable.

• Russia threatened a nuclear war with Britain Friday while China made overtures to Iran which is getting weapons from North Korea to funnel to Hamas. That's it. I just gave the Earth a one-star rating and a bad review on Trip Advisor to dissuade any space aliens that may be planning an invasion.

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