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• Utah sued Tik Tok alleging the platform lures kids into unhealthy and addictive behavior. Kids use it to generate crazes like eating Tide pods, terrorists use it to display atrocities, and people with no talent use it as their talent show. I think it's called Tik Tok because the videos remind you the end is year.

• Bobby Kennedy, Jr., announced Monday he'll run for president as an Independent. He's far too conservative for today's Democrats and still too liberal for today's Republicans. If there's one thing we've learned about American politics it's that clean water can't live in the same room as free enterprise.

• Joe's brother Frank Biden admits that's him in a naked selfie that popped up on a gay dating site, but says it was hacked. Frank stole a Hooters waitress from her husband and now he's living with her in her parents' home. The House Oversight Committee just eliminated Frank as the mastermind.

• The Mideast conflict this week ignited conflicting ethnic responses here in the melting pot of Los Angeles. A former girlfriend of mine who remains a good friend today is part Palestinian and part Jewish, part Comanche and part Mexican. There's not a border in the world that can stop this chick.

• President Biden gave a forceful speech to the nation Tuesday stating full U.S. support for Israel and denouncing the barbaric terrorist attack by Hamas. It was Joe's finest hour. I'm just relieved he didn't compare the attack to a fire in his kitchen that singed his cat and nearly spread to his Corvette.

• The White House held a press briefing Tuesday to back up President Biden's speech supporting Israel. The president had been ripped in the media Sunday for hosting a barbecue on the White House lawn while Israel was under terrorist attack. But in Biden's defense the hot dogs were Hebrew Nationals.

• National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan addressed reporters in the White House Tuesday and denounced the Hamas terror attacks in Israel. I never lose hope. I want to live in a world where Israelis and Palestinians can carpool together to Afghan garage sales for big discounts on U.S. weapons.

• House Democrats Alexandria Ocasio Cortez and Ilhan Omar called for Israel to observe a cease fire against Hamas fighters in Gaza Tuesday. The congresswomen demanded respect for their view, noting that Tuesday was National Women's Day. It should have been on Monday but they weren't ready. National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan didn't rule out sending U.S. forces to aid the Israelis in Gaza hostage-freeing operations. Hamas would also welcome U.S. intervention if it's accompanied by the Biden Clause. It states the U.S. will leave behind eighty-two billion dollars of weapons when it's over.

• President Biden's speech backing Israel following the Hamas terror attacks failed to mention Iran's complicity. It'd be pointless to arrest Iran for conspiracy to commit murder. Under U.S. law, Iran would just be released on cashless bail, and be back on the street starting Mideast wars by sundown.

• New York streets were filled with protests and counter protestors for and against the Israelis and Palestinians Tuesday. It's possible to be passionate and counter-productive. Some protestors were holding up a sign that read Queers for Palestine, which might as well have read Chickens for KFC.

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