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• Minnesota lawmakers voted to name a stretch of state highway after the late rock legend Prince and the city of Minneapolis unveiled a permanent one-hundred-foot of mural of him. His lyrics remain relevant to today's times. I don't want to party like it's 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it's 1999.
• The National Retail Federation October Forecast reports Americans will spend a record twelve billion dollars this year on Halloween. The older I get the more I try to avoid being spooked. I still run late at night, but I no longer play golf because I don't want to get that close to a hole in the ground.
• The Hollywood Reporter reports HBO picked up a British dating show called Naked Attraction and began airing it on HBO Max last week. It allows contestants to choose their dates after viewing them fully naked on the show. If you are interested in watching this show, professional help is available.
• Virginia candidate Susanna Gibson ripped the media for reporting on sex videos she shot with her husband in requested angles for campaign donations. It's no surprise. The one thing politicians have in common with porn stars is that they're both experts at switching positions in front of the camera.
• The Wall Street Journal reported that in the federal case against Donald Trump, the Special Counsel is asking for a gag order so he can't talk. It gets better. In the federal case against Hunter, the special counsel is asking that Joe Biden's shoelaces be tied together so he can't wander off.
• The New York Post reported voter exhaustion with all the old people dominating Washington politics. And guys like Biden, Trump, McConnell, Grassley, Trump and Pelosi aren't going away. They visited the DC Museum of Natural History together Friday and tourists ignored the dinosaurs and photographed them.
• ABC News reported that the U.S. Border Patrol shut down rail and road crossings into the U.S. Friday in an effort to gain control of the latest surge of migrants as they poured into the country last week. It's up to ten thousand per day. Elon Musk showed up at the border on Friday to host the Tesla Job Fair.
• Fox News reported last week's GOP debate at the Reagan Library drew fewer viewers than the first debate with little poll movements for alternatives to Trump. Asa Hutchinson remains mired at one percent and he is getting desperate. In fact, he's now running attack ads against the margin of error.
• Las Vegas Police arrested a suspect in the 1996 murder of Tupac Shakur where the rap star was assassinated on the Strip while sitting in his BMW amid a hail of bullets. The car is on sale for two million dollars. It might need a fresh oil change and transmission fluid but the ventilation is REAL good.
• The Daily Mail reports a South Korean woman had to be rescued by emergency services when her robot vacuum cleaner mistook her hair for fluff as she slept on the floor and sucked the hair out of her head. The machine swooped in for the attack impervious to her screams for help. And so it begins.
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