Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• President Biden stood by his border policy saying America needs new workers to take on unfilled jobs. Joe's got a point. Recruiting cheap labor is so difficult that when Governor Gavin Newsom needed a black lesbian to be California's new U.S. senator, he had to find a woman in Maryland.

• California Governor Gavin Newsom appointed EMILY's List president Laphonza Butler to be U.S. Senator. She's an African American lesbian who lives in Maryland but she registered to vote in California Monday. The good news is with Dianne Feinstein gone, Russell Brand might have one less female accuser to face.

• House Republicans moved to try to expel Socialist Jamaal Bowman after he set off a fire alarm to try to delay a budget deal. He said Republicans need to rid all the Nazis from their party. To avoid that kind of slander I always wear a face mask to protect pregnant Ukrainian men from climate change.

• The White House slammed Elon Musk's visit to the U.S.-Mexico border to see the border situation last Friday as a partisan stunt. He operates a free media they can't control. Elon's visit to the border drew sixty-seven million viewers, and that was just illegal migrants who wanted to see themselves on TV.

• Bill Clinton surfaced Monday and demanded that the migrants demanding free shelter in New York start working, paying their taxes and earning their keep. They come from everywhere. Haitians are pouring across the border in such huge numbers that America's fastest growing religion is Voodoo.

• The Trump campaign trolled Nikki Haley, leaving a birdcage with a bird in it along with bird food outside her hotel door in Des Moines. It's in reference to Trump's Bird Brain nickname for her. They left the same thing outside of Chris Christie's door but now the bird food is gone and so is the bird.

• Dog News reports the 2024 Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show presented by Purina will return to Billy Jean King tennis stadium in New York next May. Next year China will be introducing its new breed of retriever called the Wuhan Lab. The one problem you have with the Wuhan Lab is a lot of leaks.

• Fortune magazine interviewed an epidemiologist Friday who says the two new variants Eris and Fornax are likely to peak in infections in late November. I don't like the signs. I'm not saying a pandemic is set to be unleashed again, but China just replaced its reserve of U.S. dollars with toilet paper.

• Saudi Arabia is reported near a peace deal with Israel while the Crown Prince insists on having a nuclear bomb if Iran develops one. I have this advice for the State Department when trying to settle Middle East rivalries. If you have never tried archery blindfolded you don't know what you're missing.

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