Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Politico reported polls show that Republicans are poised to take back the House from Democrats after midterm elections. It's no secret why polls are predicting an overthrow. Move over Rolls Royce and Mercedes, a brand-new study reveals that the most expensive vehicle to operate is the shopping cart.

• The Border Patrol said Monday a record number of illegal migrants have crossed into the U.S. from Mexico since Biden rescinded Trump's border control actions. President Reagan was famous for saying, Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall. Biden said the same thing, only he said it to Mr. Halliburton.

• Barack Obama joined the fall campaign to try to rescue Democrats, telling them to drop the woke agenda, end Cancel Culture and stop making every issue about race. He's dead right. Obama also asked Jeff Dunham to please stop by the White House and pick up his dummy, this isn't funny anymore.

• President Biden's disjointed replies during an NBC interview last week caused Democrats to worry about his ability to run in 2024 for re-election. Well, I think it adds to his entertainment value. Last night President Biden went on TV and assured America that inflation is nowhere near as high as his son.

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• The New York Post reported rage building among Progressives that could turn violent if the polls are right about the coming conservative landslide in the midterms. Daylight Savings Time begins a week from next Sunday, just two days before Election Day. Don't forget to set your clocks back to 1861.

• NBC News aired a report claiming that parents' rage against the teaching of Critical Race Theory is a white backlash against the exposure of white students to students of color. At the least, it gives kids an Afro-Centric view of things. Critical Race Theory teaches physics students that E=MC Hammer.

• President Biden is dogged by photos showing him creeping out young girls by sniffing their hair or their shoulder. His daughter wrote he was inappropriate with her in the shower when she was eleven. If Biden had been a shopping mall Santa, there'd be a Netflix series about him every Halloween.

• Britain's Tories in a historic vote for prime minister selected Rishi Sunak whose parents moved to London from the Punjab. He replaces Liz Truss who replaced Boris Johnson whose swagger failed to stop inflation. It was hard to argue with Rishi's message, you've tried the Cowboys now try the Indians.

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