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• President Biden said he may cut arms sales to the Saudis after they refused his request to keep up oil production. The U.S. arms sales to keep peace in the Middle East reflect our good hearts. Last year we sold the Saudis 100 anti-missile batteries so they can shoot down the 100 missiles we sold the Israelis.
• President Biden cited Saudi Arabia for cutting oil production and thus hiking oil prices further amid high food prices during a crime wave and a border invasion. The worse news is that Daylight Savings is coming soon. Getting an extra hour in 2022 is like getting a bonus track on a Yoko Ono CD.
• President Biden said Saudi Arabia will face consequences after they refused his request to delay the oil cut off for a month to hold down gas prices. One month from now would be the elections. How can Saudi Arabia claim to be Russia's new friend when they refuse to interfere in our elections?
• The Wall Street Journal quoted economists Thursday who attribute today's inflation to too many printed dollars chasing too few goods. In addition I think American consumers overspend on things they don't need in the first place. For instance, too many people buy life insurance and then die anyway.
• Chevy Chase said that John Belushi once stole his coke on the set of Saturday Night Live. Chevy later went to Betty Ford's to get off the painkillers he took for back injuries he suffered doing pratfalls imitating President Ford. You can't make it up, Chevy Chase went to Betty Ford's for doing Jerry Ford.
• An SMS Survey found that Americans now text more than they make phone calls, email or video chat. Group texts can take you hostage. The best thing to do when you get stuck in a group text is to throw your phone into the street, run over it with your car, start a new life, and maybe get some Popeye's.
• Special Counsel John Durham in trial last week closed in on the FBI agents who framed Trump in 2016 by lying to a judge to get FISA warrants to set up the Russia collusion hoax. And it continues to this day. A dead body could be found in Hillary's car trunk and the FBI would ask Trump why he did it.
• The House January 6th Committee voted to subpoena Trump to testify. The hearings allowed no cross examination of witnesses, no opposing evidence, no defense witnesses and no Members on it who didn't vote for impeachment. Stalin called the hearings comedy gold as he smashed the Like button.
• Mel Gibson will testify against Harvey Weinstein to backup his masseuse's story. Defense lawyers cited Mel's anti-Semitic rants years ago. Mel's reputation is completely rehabilitated since then, but every time he drives past a temple on Wilshire Boulevard the German Shepherds in his back seat go wild.
• The White House ordered Venezuelans returned to Mexico to await processing. Trump's Border Patrol tried to use pepper spray to turn back illegal aliens, but it backfired badly. Trying to turn back people at the Mexican border with pepper spray is like trying to stop Germans by spraying beer at them.
• Homeland Security announced Wednesday it will return illegals arriving from Venezuela to Mexico where they must stay and await legal processing. It's just too hilarious. It took Governor DeSantis flying Venezuelans up to Martha's Vineyard to get Democrats to adopt Trump's border policy
• The Sydney Morning Herald reported that neuro-scientists in Australia have figured out a way to teach brain cells in a dish how to play video games. The scientists are very proud of their discovery, at least for now. Let's check back in a few years, when the cells refuse to get off the couch and get a job.
• Kanye West went off on the Progressive Left in a Tucker Carlson interview last week and vowed to go to Defcon 3 level against the Jews. In the fully unedited tape, West sounded loopy, a bit incoherent and a little insane. Kanye now runs the serious risk of becoming the next U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania.
• Pennsylvania Senate candidate John Fetterman fumbled an NBC interview badly. We all have bad days. Today a button fell off while I buttoned my shirt, and then my briefcase handle fell off when I picked up the briefcase, then the door knob handle fell off when I opened the door, now I'm afraid to pee.
• President Biden stayed on message in the dangerous escalation with Russia Tuesday. The airplane that dropped the first nuclear bomb in 1945, the Enola Gay, was named after the pilot's mother. Joe Biden vowed that the airplane that drops the bomb on Moscow will be named after a woman of color.
• President Biden in his CNN interview Tuesday stood by Hunter, now under probe for denying past drug use when he applied for a federal gun permit. He was discharged from the Navy in 2014 for using cocaine. It looked suspicious when he mopped the entire deck of an aircraft carrier in ten minutes.
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