Inexplicable

• Law enforcement officers in South Holland, England, are stumped by a rash of pet cats returning to their homes with patches of missing fur, The Spalding and South Holland Voice reports.

The cats have apparently been shaved.

"This behavior is completely unacceptable," said inspector Matt Dickinson. "The cats in question are someone’s pet, part of their family."

Evidently, it's not the first time the mysterious cat shaver has struck; two Facebook commenters said their cats had been shaved in past years.

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