Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• Ole Miss quarterback Trinidad Chambliss led the Rebels over LSU Saturday. If Trinidad doesn't opt for a career in the NFL, he'd make for one great stealth bomber pilot. Because the way he surprised ABC with that F-bomb at the end of his post-game interview, it showed that he can sneak up on anybody.

• Pat Boone posted friendly advice to Donald Trump urging him to speak less in public, be more humorous and courteous like Reagan and stop bragging. The day I arrived in Beverly Hills in 1976, I asked the Polo Lounge bartender where's the town square. He gave me directions to Pat Boone's house.

• San Diego and Los Angeles hosted well-attended parade last weekends led by mariachi bands and floats for the advent of Hispanic Heritage Month which runs from September 15th to October 15. And that makes sense. It's the only ethnic heritage month that crosses the border into the next month.

• The DOJ explained the con that scammed Travis Kelce out of millions in a Ponzi scheme. The con man took money from new investors, made interest payments to the older investors and pocketed the remaining cash. If convicted the con man could get 4-8 years as the Commissioner of Social Security.

• President Trump on Saturday completed a missile defense deal that will give the U.S. exclusive military control over Greenland but no control over the people. It's the same deal the U.S. has with Minneapolis, Seattle and Los Angeles. America can now boast of having an Iron Dome covered in latex.

• Journal Science published photos of the Atlas Comet that streaked across our solar system in February, visible by millions of sky watchers on Earth. The phenomenon drew huge interest on Capitol Hill. That evening, Congresswoman AOC stared at the Comet, then she stared at the Ajax and the Drano.

• Men's Health reports a growing number of single seniors are on the dating scene and hooking up. What I desire and what I attract are two different things. Last week at the grocery store, a lady approached me who looked to be in her late 70s, and said, Argus Hamilton, my mother just LOVES you!

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