Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• Barron's says 4 CEOs of AI companies are seeking regulation that'll give them a monopoly. The free market is killing my racket. Monday an actress who plays a cop who investigates heinous crimes against women replaced Jimmy Kimmel as host of the Emmys, in an attempt to provide a lighter mood.

• Reba McIntyre wore Dolly Parton's jewelry at the Emmy Awards to honor the late singer. The rest of the show reflected Hollywood's true concerns. The In Memoriam segment left off Chuck Norris but included the names of each and every cocaine speedboat destroyed by missile strikes last year.

• Carnegie Mellon vowed action against Professor Uju Anyan of Nigeria after she posted violent racist posts telling white people she dances when we die. It's a new Leftist mantra. Love like you've never been hurt, sing like no one's listening and dance like you just learned AI will kill white people first.

• Bill Clinton said Tuesday that when he was president in the 1990s he approved a CIA plan to assassinate Osama bin Laden but the agency backed away from it for fear of innocent casualties. It's not characteristic of Bill to disclose that he blew something during his presidency. Usually it blew him.

• President Trump said the Kennedy Center is closed and will re-open if courts OK the Kennedy Trump Center name change. Jack Kennedy was a next-level superstar. If Jack were president today the entire nation would tune in to see what Sydney Sweeney was wearing to sing Happy Birthday to him.

• Lindsay Clancy's holdout juror was revealed Monday to be a Haitian immigrant. Her plea of insanity obviously did not make her all that special from his experience. The juror has only been in America a few years and the last thing he was told before leaving Haiti is that all white people are crazy.

• Wyoming University's Kappa Kappa Kamma sorority chapter faces a lawsuit in federal court filed by a member who sued the sorority for pledging and initiating a Trans-women in 2022. In defense, the sorority points out that they followed the chapter's first rule for pledging girls. She was white.

• The U.S. Senate passed Senator Ted Cruz's bill to establish a salary cap in college football and limit NIL payments and transfers. However it does allow for schools to have a retention fund to keep star players. Quarterbacks will just have to learn to accept $6 million from one university and live with it.

• Mitch McConnell returned to the Senate Monday after four months of hospitalization due to serious illness, sparking rumors he'd died and Republicans were trying to keep it secret to keep from losing the seat. I was shocked to see Mitch appear in the Chamber. I thought he'd wait until Halloween.

• President Trump claims FBI files show that his attempted assassination in 2024 was part of a partisan plot to knock him out of the race. Trump was only grazed in the ear because he turned his head to the right before the shot. A Democrat U.S. judge just ordered Trump to keep his head still from now on.

• Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent appeared before a House committee Monday and laid out the administration plan to continue boosting the economy and bring down prices. The first thing he needs to rein in is his boss. President Trump just promised every American $10 million to fight inflation.

• Democrats went on MS-NOW Tuesday and vowed to re-open the U.S. border once they re-gain power and throw ICE agents in jail. Progressives believe America is a racist, sexist homophobic imperialistic hell-hole. And that it's wrong to deny everyone the right to come here and enjoy its benefits.

• The NFL enjoyed huge TV ratings Sunday after disappointing numbers for Wednesday's New England-Seattle opener. After observing just one week of play, Vegas odds-makers are only sure of one thing. The only way that the Dallas Cowboys will get to the Super Bowl this year is if they join ICE.

• ABC Sports covered the Texas Longhorns' thrilling come-from-behind win to beat number-one ranked Ohio State Buckeyes in Austin Saturday after airing Michigan's win over my Oklahoma Sooners. The Southeastern Conference will be brutal this year. I'm more afraid of LSU than I am of AI.

• The American Gaming Association reported projections from the NFL's first week's gambling handle which forecast that Americans will spend $29.5 billion this season betting on National Football League games. It's the one vice that missed me. The only time I gamble is when I order Taco Bell lettuce.

• The Emmys were held Monday where beautiful people spend 3 hours on TV giving each other gold statues for pretending to be doctors, lawyers, cops, firefighters and drug dealers. It makes me jealous. I've spent my entire life pretending to be normal and nobody's ever nominated me for anything.

• The View expressed outrage over a gambling site ad with Sydney Sweeney posing naked with different sports equipment barely over her famous boobs. The Left is just setting back their cause by attacking a gambling site that exploits Sydney Sweeney's body. These are not the hills you want to die on.

• Canada hosts a World Investment Summit in Toronto this week where Prime Minister Carney pitches investors on Canada in the midst of his trade war with Trump. It's hurting. On Sunday the Toronto Blue Jays beat the Baltimore Orioles 8-1 but after the tariff was added on, the Blue Jays lost 9-8.

• President Trump drew wild cheers from the gallery at the Irish Open Sunday declaring he will end the tariff on Irish whiskey as he congratulated the winner of the Irish Open held at his club. Trump's a top golfer himself who's won his club championship several times. His handicap is Congress.

• President Trump dismissed the recent media panic over the supposed threat AI poses to destroy mankind. People have issued the same dire warnings in the past that electricity, atomic energy, the Internet and social media would destroy mankind. And so far, they've only been right about social media.

• Senator Mitch McConnell returned to the Senate Monday for the first time since June when he was hospitalized for months, sparking rumors he'd died. Everyone was astonished to see Mitch arrive on the Senate floor. America just tied Judea's world record for the most number of Resurrections.

• The DOJ disclosed it's launched a probe of Minnesota Congresswoman Ilhan Omar probably for immigration fraud. It's been alleged Omar married her Somali brother in 2009 to get him into the country. Minnesota is the Land of 10,000 Lakes and half of them have been seized by Somali pirates.

• Anthropic AI's CEO and 3 AI CEO's will go the White House to urge controls on the growth of AI, particularly rival start-ups. The hoax is beautifully orchestrated. Next Moderna, Johnson & Johnson and Pfizer CEOs will announce a vaccine that protects you from AI if you wear a mask and shelter indoors.

• Gayle King looked shocked when she heard the Clancy jury holdout for a guilty verdict is a black man. Liberal white women may have choked on the news, but they'd have to vote to exonerate him for doing that to them. He would just have to say he was sad at the time he voted guilty and choked them.

• House Republicans raced against the fall election clock Monday to try to create a reconciliation budget bill that would allow the Senate to pass the Voter ID Bill with only 50 votes. Trump stubbornly demands a valid U.S. birth certificate be part of the Voter ID bill. He never stops trying to stick to Obama.

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