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September 2nd, 2026

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Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Argus Hamilton

By Argus Hamilton

Published Sept. 2, 2026

Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report
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The NFL season begins next Wednesday with a 2026 Super Bowl re-match between the Seattle Seahawks and the New England Patriots on NBC. During holiday weeks this fall, NFL games will be on the air five days per week. Advertisers believe the more marriages they break up, the more beer they'll sell.

CBS Sports reports that LSU tops the list of college football player team salaries at $50 million for this fall season alone. Ole Miss QB Trinidad Chambliss is paid $5 million, not counting NIL and endorsements. It sets a record for the most money ever paid to get a black kid to fight on the Rebels' side.

The Clinton Foundation advertised for an intern to help Bill Clinton manage and run its $235 million endowment fund at the office in New York City. What could possibly go wrong? I will always believe if Hillary didn't have such a pronounced gag reflex, we'd have never heard of Monica Lewinsky.

President Trump met Big Pharma CEOs to announce the Most Favored Nations deal to lower drug prices Monday. He took direct action to reduce America's 2 favorite drugs. He signed this deal to lower the price of Ozempic and he stopped sinking Caribbean drug boats to lower the price of cocaine.

Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts ruled Monday to allow the White House ballroom construction to continue as the case works its way through lower courts. It could only be done by executive order. By the time the Senate gets through authorizing it, the ballroom would be a dam in South Dakota.

Virginia's Democratic Governor Abigail Spanberger removed the statue of General Stonewall Jackson in Richmond, who was killed in 1863 defending Virginia from invasion. Progressives like Abigail are bent on wiping out Southern heritage. Her compass reads East, West, North and Less North.

Newsweek reported that AOC, Kamala and

Gavin are slipping in 2028 Democrat presidential preference polls. AOC snapped back at MAGA wise guys who depict her as a Moron. AOC insisted she is not a Moron, adding that she's never even been to Utah much less been a member of their church.

Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed tried to explain away his past statement justifying a synagogue attack with a half-hearted explanation, then asked Jews for their votes. I think they should heed some biker-wisdom. Never buy crystal meth from a guy with a full set of teeth, he's obviously a cop.

CBS News was ripped by the Left Monday for uncovering Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed's past comments about the 9-11 attack. El-Sayed may have been overcome by grief. He lost 4 friends that day, Ahmed, Abdel, Moamar and Mohammed, and they had JUST gotten their pilots license.

The House Rules Committee moved forward a resolution condemning socialism Monday. The Democrats revolted and refused to vote on it. Being a Socialist means you can denounce Anglo Saxons for colonizing America and then demand that America have Open Borders without laughing at yourself.

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