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•The New York Post said the cost of senior care is a public health emergency as caregivers are in desperate need of back-up. Being a bit older myself, I'm very fortunate to have someone who calls me every evening to see how I'm doing. He's from India and he's very concerned about my car warranty.
• The Dallas Morning News reported that West Texas was rattled by a large earthquake centered near the city of Midland Monday night, which measured a 5.1 magnitude. Geologists have a simple explanation. Taxes and regulations in California are so awful even the earthquakes are moving to Texas.
• The Washington Post cited a poll on confidence in the media which show only 30% of the nation trust in the truthfulness of news reports issued by the mass media. The entire mainstream media today sounds like partisan propaganda anymore. The last time I had faith in the news, it was with Huey Lewis.
• The Baltimore Sun suggested the collapsed Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore be re-named because the white National Anthem composer Key owned slaves. I say as a compromise, re-name the bridge after a black composer who owned slaves. Just picture the grand opening for the P. Diddy Bridge.
• CNN cited alleged comments posted by North Carolina GOP governor candidate Mark Robinson on a porno website ten years ago. The African American allegedly posted that he considers himself a black Nazi and that he favored a return to slavery. He could be sued by Kanye West for stealing his act.
• Donald Trump said he'll go to Springfield, Ohio, in order to spotlight damage done to Springfield by Haitian migrants, a trip he admitted is risky. Last week Bill Maher called Trump a dog who will always be a dog and Trump's just hoping the Haitians don't have HBO yet. He could feed a family of 12.
• NBC News reports exploding pagers that killed Hezbollah leaders in Lebanon were followed by exploding walkie-talkies, secretly distributed by Israeli spies. Today the FBI issued a warning to all college women who participate in anti-Israel protests in the U.S. Do not touch your vibrators tonight.
• A UN panel in Geneva ripped the manipulation of pagers and radios in the hands of Hezbollah to explode simultaneously as a violation of international law. Hamas and Hezbollah leaders just called Benjamin Netanyahu a global terrorist. Seems strange they'd award their highest honor to a Jew.
• Hezbollah vowed vengeance on Israel after exploding devices killed 14 Hezbollah members last week. Netanyahu was asked directly if Israel is behind the exploding pagers and walkie-talkies that are killing Hezbollah leaders in Lebanon. Netanyahu replied that he was raised in a middle class family.
• Israel is reported to be behind the exploding pagers and walkie-talkies targeting Hezbollah in Lebanon and Syria. It deals out a double death. Imagine your agony if you're a Hezbollah terrorist killed by an exploding pager in your pocket and you encounter your 72 virgins in Paradise and you have no penis.
• GOP Congressman Matt Gaetz stated there are three foreign assassination teams in the U.S. from Iran, Pakistan and Ukraine who are here to try to assassinate Trump. He's 78 and 260 pounds. If they really want to knock Trump off, they should put away their rifles and just get him to play pickleball.
• Governor Ron DeSantis said Florida will conduct a separate investigation of Sunday's attempted shooting of Trump because he doesn't trust the FBI. The law doesn't mess around down there. South Florida is the one place you can have a wedding, a honeymoon and a warrant served in under an hour.
• Tucker Carlson took Dick Cheney and Liz Cheney to task for supporting Kamala Harris saying they represent the permanent defense industry cartel he says that runs Washington with the media's compliance. Business is booming in the Middle East this week. The prophets are flying through the roof.
• The London Daily Mail quoted Lebanese health officials Wednesday who report that Lebanon was hit with a fresh wave of exploding communications devices. It was a simple task to tabulate the casualties. There were fourteen notices on Hezbollah Chat which stated that Ahmed has left the group.
• White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said Trump is a threat and any questions about why she calls Trump a threat is in itself a threat. She's from Haiti and this may finally explain why Biden sent his dogs home to Delaware. It was to protect the dogs, not the legs of the Secret Service agents.
• GOP House Speaker Mike Johnson scrambled Wednesday to try to put together a federal budget that could gain enough votes to pass before deadline and avoid a shutdown. A crisis is looming. If the government were to shut down, tens of thousands of federal workers would have to stop not working.
• Senator Roger Marshall demanded ABC turn over all its e-mail to the Kamala campaign before the debate since he thinks they fed her the questions. It'd give Kamala a heads-up for questions on the economy the border and crime. So she could respond each time that she was raised as a middle class kid.
• New Hampshire Trump fans held a horn-honking Trump for President auto rally Sunday that woke up hotel guests and residents. Conversely, if you are still wearing a Covid mask while driving alone in your Tesla, you do not need that Harris-Walz bumper sticker on the back of your car. We know.
•The Teamsters Union stated Wednesday they won't endorse either candidate for president. This is the union that loaned the money to the Mafia to build the Las Vegas Strip in the 1950s. The EPA wants to clean up Lake Michigan but it's against the law in Illinois to disturb a Teamsters burial ground.
• Hip Hop mogul Sean P. Diddy Combs was indicted in New York for racketeering, sex trafficking hookers across state lines and conspiracy. It's also alleged Combs turned underage illegal migrant women into his sex slaves. It seems Sean Combs is Jeffrey Epstein with no island and a much better tan.
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