• Donald Trump addressed a town hall in Michigan Monday and asked for a GOP Congress so he can pass his plans. He knows a Democratic Congress will plague him with probes. Just last Sunday the Democrats uncovered a new link between Trump and Russia when he was almost shot by a Kalashnikov.
• Hillary Clinton urged the media to get into lockstep and attack Trump daily and suggested jailing purveyors of disinformation Monday. It's a fact about Hillary that late in the Vietnam War, she tried to enlist in the Marines, but she was turned down. Apparently we weren't THAT mad at North Vietnam.
• GOP Senator Marsha Blackburn blamed Democrats for the assassination attempts on Trump for calling him a danger, a would-be dictator, an existential threat to democracy and comparing him to Hitler. This is slander and it needs to stop. Say what you will about Hitler, but the guy DID kill Hitler.
• President Biden phoned Donald Trump Monday to say he's glad Donald's safe. They reportedly enjoyed a cordial and laugh-filled conversation together. My Grandma Georgia once told me that sometimes you have to hug the people you hate so you'll know how big to dig the hole in your backyard.
• NBC News aired a poll Monday saying that Taylor Swift's endorsement of Kamala Harris made 6% of the voters more likely to vote for Kamala. But the endorsement also made 13% of the voters less likely to vote for Kamala. Taylor Swift could sing at my funeral and I would still get up and walk out.
• The Palm Beach Sheriffs hosted Donald Trump at the station Monday who dropped by to thank each officer for their lightning-fast response to Sunday's would-be assassin's attempt to escape in his car up the freeway. It might not be the last attempt on his life. The DOJ just offered Trump a pager.
• The Secret Service asked how Ryan Wesley Routh, a roofer with $300 in the bank, knew Trump would play an unannounced round of golf. The shots caused agitation all over the golf course. If nothing else, you'd think a $100,000 membership fee could buy you peace and quiet on your backswing.
• CNN reported pagers in Lebanon exploded on cue while in the pockets of Hezbollah fighters as well as civilians in possession of the pagers. They'd likely been slipped into the community by Israeli intelligence. It shows Americans how backward they are in the Middle East because they still use pagers.
• CNN says Missouri election officials have had to install bulletproof windows in their offices after receiving suspicious packages. The state's been wild since the days of Jesse James. If you look at a map of the Midwest it looks like Kansas City and St. Louis are desperately trying to escape from Missouri.
• Gavin Newsom signed a law to protect actors from AI without replication permission during or after their lives. Michael Jackson and Elvis are worth much far more dead than they were alive due to hologram concerts and merchandise. Paul McCartney won't touch any food offered to him by his kids.
• The Seattle Times reported that 13,000 Boeing union factory workers and airline mechanics rejected the company's final contract offer on Friday and went out on strike. It's already improving airline safety. So many Boeing mechanics are on strike that a 737 landed Monday with its doors still on.
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