Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• Donald Trump and Kamala Harris clashed in debate before an estimated 100 million TV viewers on ABC. The two candidates had different goals. Kamala wanted to win over voters to her vision for America, while Trump's goal was to become the first man in history to win an argument with a woman.

• ABC News hosted the debate between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris but neither candidate proposed new ideas that would enrich working people. For instance if you get a loan at a bank you pay it for 30 years, but if you rob a bank you're out in 10 years. Vote for me for more financial solutions.

• The New York Times predicted the debate between Kamala and Trump would draw 100 million viewers and draw pop culture into the event. And, sure enough, right after the debate Taylor Swift announced she is voting for Kamala. I warned Trump not to break up with Taylor until after the election.

• Kamala Harris caught fire from Trump in the debate after she promised to provide government-funded sex change operations for illegal migrant men. My question is, is the procedure mandatory? If so, this sends clear message to macho South American men that takes balls to be allowed in America.

• ABC's debate moderator David Muir caught fire for fact-checking Trump's claim of winning the 2020 election but not Kamala's claim she once worked at McDonald's. The restaurant now offers the Kamala Deal — you claim you work at McDonald's and get the employee discount. No questions asked.

• ABC News debate moderators fact-checked Donald Trump's claim that Haitian migrants in an Ohio town are eating the pet dogs of the residents. They aren't eating dogs, for crying out loud, Haiti was once a French colony. They were eating White Chocolate Labrador Croissant Bread Pudding.

• The Hollywood Reporter said that CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, and NBC reporters celebrated on the air Tuesday night as if Kamala Harris won the debate and election. They exalted that Donald Trump was as good as dead and buried. Those who forget Halloween movies are doomed to repeat them.

• Sean Hannity ripped David Muir for not asking Kamala about her policy shifts on the border, fracking, defunding the police, socialized medicine and her 2020 BLM riot support. The moderators didn't even press her on the economy. I don't know about you but I'm so deep in debt I could start a government.

• Donald Trump during the debate touted the success of his reaction to the corona virus in 2020 Tuesday. It served as a blueprint for government action to halt the next pandemic. The good news is that Pfizer has just developed a Bird Flu vaccine for everyone who hasn't died from the Covid-19 jab yet.

• The National Constitution Center in Philly hosted the debate between Kamala and Trump. The center showcases the U.S. Constitution written there in 1787. Americans are reminded by our choices in every presidential election that we never had it better than when we were ruled by a mad English King.

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