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Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Argus Hamilton

By Argus Hamilton

Published September 6, 2024

Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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Botany News posted a study estimating there are nine thousand different trees on the earth that have not yet been discovered or categorized by scientists. New plants come into existence over time. Botanists back East just discovered 4 new strains of poison ivy — Columbia, Harvard, Yale and Princeton.

Columbia's first day of classes was upended by anti-Israel, anti-Semitic student protestors who stood at campus entry checkpoints and attacked Jewish students as they arrived. Democrats need to be careful. If they keep comparing Trump to Hitler, he may accidentally wind up with a statue at Columbia.

Donald Trump was ripped by Democrats Tuesday for attending an Arlington National Cemetery ceremony that honored the U.S. soldiers lost in the disastrous evacuation from Afghanistan. I felt very uncomfortable driving past a cemetery Sunday. The GPS girl said I've reached my final destination.

Donald Trump attended an Arlington Cemetery service for 13 slain soldiers during the Afghan withdrawal. It reverberates to this day. After defeating the British Empire, the Soviet Union and the United States, Afghanistan just moved ahead of Ohio State in the polls based on strength of schedule.

President Biden enjoyed a cheering crowd who came out to see him in Pittsburgh Monday while campaigning. A surprising poll Tuesday revealed Joe Biden's poll numbers have skyrocketed fifteen points since he quit the race. If you give the people what they want, they will show up for you every time.

Kamala Harris gave the traditional Labor Day campaign speech always held in Cadillac Square in Detroit. However eyes began to roll when Kamala put on a fake Southern accent to try to appeal to the voters of Detroit. Some people are always last to get the word that Michigan fought for the North.

President Trump said Tuesday if president he will release the list of all the powerful men who flew to Jeffrey Epstein's Pedophile Island to cavort with underage girls. The list included Stephen Hawkins. So for all of Epstein's faults you have to admit he made statutory rape handicapped-accessible.

Fox News reports Caitlin Clark has caused TV ratings to skyrocket for WNBA games, resulting in big shoe deals for the league stars and now the WNBA teams fly to away games in chartered jets. Caitlin Clark is now America's sweetheart. It gives Taylor Swift a new song about getting dumped again.

The Nashville Tennessean reports that one of the two stars of the reality show The 1,000-Pound Sisters Amy Slayton Halternan was arrested in a Tennessee zoo Monday. The woman who advertises herself as weighing 500 pounds was charged by police with drug possession. Ozempic has been ruled out.

PGA superstar Scottie Scheffler won the FedEx Cup and $25 million Sunday capping a year of 8 wins and an Olympic gold medal. His earnings totaled $63 million. He finished second in total golf winnings behind whoever played Charles Barkley the most times this year for a million dollars a hole.

The Washington Free Beacon reports no public records exist of Kamala Harris ever working at McDonald's. The campaign won't comment for a reason. It's long rumored Kamala was promoted from working the drive-thru to the counter at McDonald's due to her torrid affair with Mayor McCheese.

Kamala Harris began wearing earplugs Tuesday to dodge questions on her policy shifts. She's flipped on fracking, border wall, funding the police and adopted Trump's no taxes on tips. Maybe there should be a second debate in which the challenger Kamala Harris debates the incumbent Kamala Harris.

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