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• Donald Trump picked up on a Washington Free Beacon newspaper investigation which found no evidence that Kamala Harris ever worked at a McDonald's as she claimed. Instead Kamala should have said she worked at Home Depot. There is no evidence of anyone working at Home Depot.

• The California legislature played food police Friday and moved to ban Flaming Hot Cheetos and Hostess Twinkies from being available in school vending machines and in school cafeterias in the state. You can't make it up. Leave it to California to legalize marijuana and then outlaw the munchies. The Pentagon sent a massive armada to the Persian Gulf to face Iran last week while the State Department handled the Gaza War. The Federal Reserve handled inflation. No one wants to say the country is running itself, but President Biden celebrated Labor Day by vacationing at the White House.

• Brazil suspended Twitter Sunday when Elon Musk refused to alter his platform's policy allowing free speech. In agreement, longtime Democratic advisor Robert Reich said Musk should be thrown in prison for allowing free speech. I'm shocked that anyone named Reich would go all totalitarian on us.

• Fox News Sunday reported the latest polls of likely voters in November Sunday showing that the race is tightening in the Sun Belt and the Rust Belt swing states. There was one big breakthrough in the campaign Sunday. The challenger Kamala Harris agreed to debate the incumbent Kamala Harris.

• The Washington Free Beacon stirred up a hornet's nest reporting there is no evidence Kamala ever worked at McDonald's as claimed. Oh no, not this again. This means she either never worked at McDonald's or her job application form was recently destroyed because it reveals she was born in Kenya.

• The U.S. government Monday seized the aircraft used by Venezuelan dictator Nicholas Maduro to rule over his socialist country. Last week, a shopper in Venezuela asked a storekeeper for coffee, bread and sugar. The storekeeper said he was out but he praised the shopper for his remarkable memory.

• Donald Trump was reported by CNN to have re-tweeted an obscene sexual post about Kamala's adulterous affair with San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown in the 1990s. CNN added graphic details provided by Stormy Daniels about Trump. I watch CNN because the National Enquirer doesn't have a TV station.

• President Biden and the crowd really enjoyed each other Monday at a union rally for Kamala in Pittsburgh. Everyone's a lot more relaxed around Joe as the end of his term nears. For the last four years, Americans have lived under the daily threat that a slick bathtub could alter the course of history.

• The Hollywood Reporter noted Friday that Kamala Harris's campaign has re-ignited Hollywood big dollar support as money and movie stars line up behind her. Ben Stiller told CNN last week that he is voting for Kamala Harris in November because it's time for a change. Who wants to tell him?

• Warren Buffet celebrated his 94th birthday in Omaha and the mega-billionaire attributed his long life to Coca-Cola, candy and a life of joy. Lately there's no end to the great medical news promising longer and longer human life spans. In an incredible world first Friday, a rapper died of natural causes.

• Donald Trump praised Elon Musk and his electric vehicles on Friday while insisting Americans have the right to choose between gas-powered vehicles and EVs. Last week in Beverly Hills raccoons were spotted trying to break into Tesla cyber trucks. My guess is they were confusing them for dumpsters.

• Democratic VP candidate Tim Walz in his CNN interview was questioned about his claim that he'd served in Iraq when he actually left the Guard when his unit was sent there. In his answer, the governor blamed the falsehood on his use of bad grammar. It's right there in the book Stolen Grammar.

• Kamala Harris had her VP pick Tim Walz by her side at Thursday's CNN interview. Even quick questions to her from reporters on the airport tarmac are too risky for her to answer all by herself. Last night when Kamala was asked if she's a fan of almond milk, she said they're on her Spotify playlist.

• Donald Trump named Bobby Kennedy Jr. to his transition team Saturday. Bobby stashed a dead bear cub in Central Park, he beheaded a dead whale and brought its head home, and he collects road kill and keeps it in his kitchen freezer. Just be yourself is the worst advice you can give some people.

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