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• Forbes published its annual list of the top-earning dead celebrities last year. Thanks to royalties, licensing fees, hologram shows and no living expenses, Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley are now worth more money dead than alive. Paul McCartney is refusing any food offered to him by his children.
• Daily Variety reported the striking Hollywood writers came to agreement with movie studios, TV networks and producers Friday. The screenwriters returning to work could be bad news in the long run. Now angry out-of-work Artificial Intelligence is likely to begin building the killer robots next week.
• U.S. Rep Lauren Boebert apologized for her behavior that led to her getting kicked out of a Denver theater when she was seen sexually massaging her date during the show. Reaction in Washington was unanimous. Now everyone in Congress wants to sit next to her at the next State of the Union speech.
• President Biden boasted to the Congressional Black Caucus dinner Saturday that he is the most pro-union president in history. Joe was scheduled to fly to Detroit Tuesday to walk the picket line with the striking auto workers. He needed a break from staying in Washington shutting down the government. Canada’s Parliament honored President Zelensky Friday and applauded a 98-year-old Ukrainian officer they didn’t know had fought for the Nazis. Zelensky went home with a nice haul. The U.S. just shipped twelve thousand tons of fertilizer to Ukraine, leaving our presidential candidates speechless.
• Senator Bob Menendez refused calls to resign Monday after the FBI found five hundred grand and three gold bars in his closet suit jackets. The DOJ charged him with taking bribes from Egypt in return for trade concessions and weapons. I’m no expert but this sounds to me like a Pyramid scheme.
• Breakfast Club host Charlemagne slammed President Biden for his speech to the Congressional Black Caucus Dinner Saturday in D.C. Joe tried to praise rap star LL Cool J in a reference but he gaffed badly. Joe referred to him as boy and if that isn’t bad enough his handle is not LG HDTV-Cool J.
• The New York Police Department announced it’s utilizing technology and Artificial Intelligence to help combat the spreading crime in New York. Robots are now on the subways stopping crime.The procedure works like this, the robots stop the crime then write the script for NBC’s Law and Order.
• The House Oversight Committee holds its first impeachment inquiry Thursday to try to show that Joe used Hunter to influence-peddle to enrich his family. It’s exasperating. For decades everyone in D.C. said Joe doesn’t know anything and now that Joe says he didn’t know anything, nobody believes him.
• Kim Jung Un returned to North Korea with a big arms deal and new alliance with Russia where they reaffirmed their opposition to the West. Kim’s sister and his second-in-command Kim Yo Jong was just named the most dangerous woman in the world, but only because Amber Heard stopped trying.
• Apple unveiled their new Apple i15 smart phone in Cupertino last week which boasts an advance high def camera system called Dynamic Island. I’m a typical Baby Boomer when it comes to being high-tech proficient. Right now I’m looking up at the sky and I have no idea which cloud has all my data.
• The Pentagon was unable for twenty-eight hours to locate an eighty-million-dollar Stealth fighter on auto-pilot after the pilot bailed out. The Stealth paint kept it invisible until it crashed, then it was eighty million dollars down the toilet. Now taxpayers know how it feels to be the owner of New York Jets.
• The DOJ followed President Biden's suggestion and is now investigating Elon Musk's overseas business. He has a Tesla factory in China and Ukraine uses his Space X satellite. If found guilty of crooked dealings involving Ukraine and China, Elon could get four-to-eight years in the White House.
• President Biden addressed the UN General Assembly Tuesday and beat the drum for additional military aid to Ukraine. Biden also decried the so-called climate crisis. Americans had no reason to be embarrassed by Joe Biden's performance, many leaders deliver their UN speeches in broken English.
• GOP U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert was caught on videotape manually pleasuring her date in a Denver theater. Her date was Aspen bar owner Quinn Gallagher. Coincidentally, the last time there was this big a mess to clean up in that theater was when Gallagher smashed a watermelon all over the crowd.
• The Washington Post reports that Democrats are as concerned they can't stop Biden from being nominated as Republicans are about not being able to stop Trump. If Trump wins, I am leaving the country, if Biden wins I am leaving the country, if Bobby Kennedy wins, I am staying put to eat popcorn.
• The FDA approved two new vaccines for the latest variant and the CDC is ringing the alarm bell for you to get vaccinated again. By and large, we Baby Boomers are laughing off the threat of the new variants. We've learned that people who drank Boone's Farm as teenagers are immune to any virus.
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