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• The Illinois legislature eliminated cash bail for criminals like N.Y. and L.A. It's crazy because no one's there to make sure they appear in court because the law eliminates the job of bail bondsman. One month from now, we will all be sitting in front of our TVs watching Dog the Aluminum Can Hunter.

• The U.S. Senate broke with two hundred and forty-four years of tradition and etiquette Monday when Senate Democrats voted to change the dress code. They're now allowed to wear hoods on the Senate floor. Majority Leader Chuck Schumer said it's a way Democrats can honor the late Robert Byrd.

• The White House declared the U.S. Border closed Monday despite record numbers of immigrants crossing daily. The Royal Navy is trying to turn back migrants in the English Channel and the Italian Navy just formed a naval blockade around the country. It's all a vain attempt to prevent World War Free.

• The White House was hit with a poll Sunday saying three-fourths of Americans think Biden's too old to be president. Right on cue Trump accused Obama of starting World War Two. Next year, both campaigns will be careful to tell us that eighty is the new forty and senility is the new Mensa.

• Politico described the surging Trump presidential campaign as a runaway train Monday, Trump having reshaped the Republican Party in his own image. The Democrats are now researching ways to keep Trump's name off the ballot. They've dismissed the idea of having a candidate who can beat him.

• North Korea's Kim Jung Un met Vladimir Putin in Vladivostok to discuss swapping weapons for food. Fox News ran a story about Kim's second-in-command, his hard line sister Kim Yo Jong, and gave her the title as the Most Dangerous Woman in the World. Hillary immediately demanded a recount.

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