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• President Biden caught a lot of heat in the media Monday for not appearing at a September 11th ceremony. They're held in New York, Pennsylvania and at the Pentagon. But seriously, did anyone think Joe Biden's staff was going to allow him to speak at a gathering where the theme is Never Forget?
• New York Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers will be out all year after he ruptured his Achilles Heel on the fourth play of the season Monday night. Aaron will still receive the thirty-one million dollars in salary and bonus money owed to him this season. Only Judge Judy gets paid more to sit on the bench.
• Tom Brady was urged by Jets fans to come out of retirement to take over for Aaron Rodgers on Tuesday. Some say Tom Brady is too old to come back and that Aaron Rodgers is too old to be in the game. If present trends continue, in forty years they will be running for president against each other.
• Apple unveiled the new iPhone15 Tuesday at its Wonderlust event, giving Apple fans a first look at the smartphone's new features along with other products. Apple users are manic about having the latest upgrade. My neighbor's kid just called Child Protective Services because he still has an iPhone 12.
• CBS News reports Virginia election candidate Susanna Gibson and her husband asked viewers to pay them for carrying out requested sex acts on video. I don't know how she wiggles out of this. She's gotten herself into a sticky situation and there's enough hard evidence to suggest that it's all true.
• The Wall Street Journal reported on Tuesday that the American people have been consuming so many laxatives it's created a nationwide laxative shortage, after Big Pharma giant Sanofil reported its over-the-counter laxative Dulcolax is in short supply. That's so sad. We used to be a nation on the go.
• The U.S. Senate held hearings Tuesday on the appropriateness of explicitly sexual books found in grade school libraries. At one point, a senator read anal sex scenes out loud before the committee and gallery. Panic briefly spread among the other senators who feared they'd sent texts to the wrong person.
• The White House scoffed at Speaker Kevin McCarthy's impeachment inquiry against President Biden Tuesday. It's a war featuring Congress fighting for one side and the DOJ fighting for the other. As an example of how things have changed, 9-11 is now the sentencing range for Rudy Giuliani.
• North Korea's dictator and executioner Kim Jung Un took a train to Moscow to meet Russia's dictator and executioner Vladimir Putin. They will be swapping NK arms for Russian grain. Men between the ages of eighteen and one hundred are just like North Korea and Russia, ruled by two nuts.
• A CIA whistleblower told Congress Tuesday CIA analysts studying origins of Covid three years ago received bribes to conclude they couldn't ascertain where the virus originated. You can still get canceled for mocking the pandemic. Oh wait, I've got to get the door, a black van just pulled up outside.
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